The act of ejaculating onto someone's right ear, similar to the attempted assassination of Donald Trump with Thomas Matthew Crooks shooting his right ear.
Instead of cumming on my girlfriend's tits like I usually do every Saturday night, this time I decided to spice things up and give her a Donald Trump Facial.
by Czech Hunter 1984 July 22, 2024
When you stick your penis in a girl but only through boxers. The boxers are meant to only act as a wall to protect the virginity of the two people involved. Typically used by religious people like christian’s or mormons.
Joe: “Yo what happened with that girl you had over at your place last night?”
Tristen: “I wanted to fuck so badly but I got baptised last week so we ended up donald trump-ing.”
Tristen: “I wanted to fuck so badly but I got baptised last week so we ended up donald trump-ing.”
by ryrydaflyguy420 March 02, 2024
Hym "This Is Why You DON'T Defend Donald Trump! Right Russell Brand? Now, threatening children, on the other hand, THAT ALWAYS WORKS! I created AI. I'm the CEO of the greatest multimedia corporation in the history of the world! I'm the greatest mind who has ever lived! All because of child threats!"
by Hym Iam June 10, 2025
“I-I love you Donnie!”
“Shhh, Joey pooks, no one has to know.”
wtf is that? Donald trump and joe Biden fanfic ?
“Shhh, Joey pooks, no one has to know.”
wtf is that? Donald trump and joe Biden fanfic ?
by Edgar ShufflePoop December 16, 2024
Get the donald john trump is hiruzen sarutobi mug.
One thing about Trump…
His name fits him perfectly:
Demented
Orange
Neurotic
Asinine
Lying
Dickhead
Jerkoff
Obstinate
Horrible
Neo-Nazi
Toxic
Rude
Useless
Moronic
Putz
His name fits him perfectly:
Demented
Orange
Neurotic
Asinine
Lying
Dickhead
Jerkoff
Obstinate
Horrible
Neo-Nazi
Toxic
Rude
Useless
Moronic
Putz
by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 13, 2024
The 45th and 47th President of The United States. Best president since Reagan and will make America Great again. Sworn in on Jan 20. 2017 when no one thought he could win the 2016 election against Hilary Clinton but he did. He later lost in 2020 to (currently) the worst president of the U.S Joe Biden. He then later made a historic come back in 2024 against Crooked Joe's VP Kamala Harris. He was sworn in along with his VP J.D Vance on Jan.20 2025 leading a Republican controlled House and Senate. He will leave office on Jan.20 2029. He plans to end the war in Ukraine and Gaza, plans to deport illegal immigrants (NOT LEGAL IMMIGRANTS), plans to take away trans rights (👍 ), hits the YMCA dance, and much more!! Enjoy your cheap gas and grocery's everyone and have a great day! Oh, and btw he will make you orange.
Mr Trump get down!!! -Some random ahh Secret Service guy on July 13, 2024.
Donald John Trump just mad a big ahh comeback on Nov.5
Donald John Trump just mad a big ahh comeback on Nov.5
by Poli-dicks January 16, 2025