Harvey's bristol cream

When a man ejaculates into a woman's hairbrush without her knowledge and the next day she ends up using it. This gives a wondorous sheen to the woman's hair. Not to be confused with elena's fish oil, the female version of this act.

Phil upset with his wife's cooking, decided that she needed a shot of Harvey's bristol cream, unwittingly knowing that her hair would look beautiful afterwards.

by Phillis S. Mallets January 14, 2010

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oopsie cream pie

when you are having anal, make it seem like you are going to blow a load in the chicks ass, but "slip" and instead blow a load in the chicks pussy. this gets them very mad

Im pissed at Josh, he messsed up my cream pie, and made it an oopsie cream pie.

by Kirby® May 28, 2007

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Cokenut Cream Pie

A female cocaine addict who has no money and will let you fuck her for some Coke.

Bertha is TRYING to be a Cokenut Cream Pie, but, she's going to have to get some money.

by Pops McCracken December 08, 2006

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jelly and cream

A person who is Jewish, but we call a JEW.

Look at the fucking jelly and creams, they're noses are bigger then their head!

by Mack Hardy June 22, 2008

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Oatmeal Cream Pie

When a man is being deepthroated by his drunk partner and the partner throws up on his dick, and then he cums on his partner's face.

I Oatmeal Cream Pied Little Debbie after that party last weekend, she needs to learn how to take a dick better.

Mike was the first to fall asleep, so I shoved my dick down his throat and gave him an Oatmeal Cream Pie.

by KDJDJLBHCSMSMG March 29, 2010

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