Cokenut Cream Pie

A female cocaine addict who has no money and will let you fuck her for some Coke.

Bertha is TRYING to be a Cokenut Cream Pie, but, she's going to have to get some money.

by Pops McCracken December 10, 2006

Harvey's bristol cream

When a man ejaculates into a woman's hairbrush without her knowledge and the next day she ends up using it. This gives a wondorous sheen to the woman's hair. Not to be confused with elena's fish oil, the female version of this act.

Phil upset with his wife's cooking, decided that she needed a shot of Harvey's bristol cream, unwittingly knowing that her hair would look beautiful afterwards.

by Phillis S. Mallets January 14, 2010

jelly and cream

A person who is Jewish, but we call a JEW.

Look at the fucking jelly and creams, they're noses are bigger then their head!

by Mack Hardy June 22, 2008

Oatmeal Cream Pie

When a man is being deepthroated by his drunk partner and the partner throws up on his dick, and then he cums on his partner's face.

I Oatmeal Cream Pied Little Debbie after that party last weekend, she needs to learn how to take a dick better.

Mike was the first to fall asleep, so I shoved my dick down his throat and gave him an Oatmeal Cream Pie.

by KDJDJLBHCSMSMG March 28, 2010

DTF Ice Cream

When a girl is DTF but can not find a boy to fuck she then chooses ice cream.

Tom turned down sex tonight. Time for some DTF Ice Cream.

by AhChoo! November 10, 2009

Chocolate Ass Cream

This is a slang term for poo because chocolate is brown and it comes from your ass. Thus meaning poo

My daughter left a load of chocolate ass cream in her nappy/diaper

by icchie March 8, 2009

filipina cream pie

Cum dripping from a filipa's girls pussy.

I was fucking this filipina girl and shot my cum into her tight pussy. As I withdrew my cum was dripping from her pussy making a filipina cream pie.

by Asianpoker October 16, 2021