butter piston

Yet another slang term for penis. It is meant to be humorous and not as offensive as some other slang terms.

Fred : "Dude, I thought Darcy was leaving you."
John : "What can I say? She can't get enough of my butter piston."

by Huge Assman November 2, 2017

Butter press

The butter press is the act of melting 25 pound of better and putting in to tubes that have a radius of about 1 inch. After the better has been poured and frozen it is carefully removed from its mold. Next you take a really long vice and place a girl on one end and the butter on the other and start cranking until it has entered the asshole and you wait for it to begin softening and then crank it more until it exits the mouth and can be shoved into the women vagina.

Dude I totally got butter pressed last night!

by Professor Thicc December 14, 2019

Butter Face

A girl who has every part of her body rockin... but her face....

Whoa check out that fine piece of.... OH MY GOD BUTTER FACE!

by LOWGUNS September 6, 2010

The Butter Trick

The activity of repeatedly beating a stick of butter with one's genitals.

Me and the boys are gonna take turns doing the butter trick tonight!

by Gordon V. Beterson May 22, 2021

Fun butter

Alternate term for lubricant, usually cum

"Ran out of lube and she wanted me to smash her in the arse so just used a bit of fun butter and jammed it right in."

by AussieMG December 11, 2020

Cooter Butter

A reference to one of the most hilarious forum posts in the history of the internet.

I can't find any lube, here's some butter for your cooter, I put it in the microwave for 8 minutes... cooter butter.

by tomx569 June 18, 2017

Crumpet buttering

The act of ruining one's day exponentially and causing them anguish. Usually by denying a privilege or breaking a personal item. Sometimes just being a general annoyance to someone.

"That really was a crumpet buttering you gave him earlier."

by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd March 29, 2020