butter reader

person, usually an old lady, who completely blocks the aisle in a grocery store with both their body and their cart while they stare at a product without moving for a very long time and get extremely offended if you say "excuse me" or any similar phrase to them. Bizarrely, more of them have come into existence since covid.

I wish that butter reader would move, I want to get some ice cream!

by TV's Katie January 22, 2021

butter toes

some who falls a lot or trips

*some falls*

YOOOO BUTTER TOES LEARN HOW TO STAND

by myhorseisawesome February 13, 2021

tire butter

Tire butter is the lubricant for tires that’s also for your ass.

“Make sure you wipe off all the tire butter when you’re done”
- John James

by Johnbutter April 3, 2021

Turf Butter

"Turf" is the partially grown in pubes of a woman. The "butter" occurs when a man ejaculates on the turf. The woman then takes a cracker, scoops up the butter and feeds it to her partner.

The best after sex snack is totally Turf butter! Gooey, salty goodness!

by Katkaestner May 18, 2021

Bean Butter

By plant classification peanuts are not considered to be a nut, in fact it is found to be a legume. This makes it closer related to a bean, there for peanut butter is bean butter. This can also be used in a derogatory manner that means cum

1) I had a bean butter and jelly sandwich for lunch.
2) The sex was so good last night Jimmy got his bean butter all over me!

by Bean Butter Boss May 18, 2021

The Butter Trick

The activity of repeatedly beating a stick of butter with one's genitals.

Me and the boys are gonna take turns doing the butter trick tonight!

by Gordon V. Beterson May 22, 2021

Crispy butter

Butter that makes your toast crispy.

Like how wet soft warm butter makes your toast soggy. Cold and clean cut (crispy butter) keeps your butter crispy

by Crispy butter May 22, 2021