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by The Real Driller June 9, 2021
Get the huge battleship mug.The Canadian battle helmet is even more sought after than the Canadian belt buckle. It requires greater overall penis length, and fantastic fortitude.
Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
by Shoguy32 July 5, 2021
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The game where you can be a racer where people WILL HIT YOU ON THE REAR MAKE YOU SPIN AROUND 1 MILLION TIMES WHILE SAYING HAHAHAHAHAHhhahahahhAHhaHAHahHAh EZEZEZEZEZEZEZEZEZ EEZE ZE E E ZEZEEZE EZE ZE
by TheManWhoHasNoIdea July 28, 2021
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by Littlesavage July 29, 2021
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by StopTryingtoLickMyToes16 November 13, 2021
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by ICrackPussy12 August 19, 2021
Get the lego battles mug.When playing a online FPS and the group chat keeps farting in their headset making it sound like running through a battlefield.
by Randy23Marsh November 24, 2021
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