bag of cunt

Usually a female individual, usually drunk and/or temperamental, noisy, and generally incorrect in assumptions. A woman more interested in ruining her man's good time than breathing. A nagging, rude, obnoxious female. See also cunt bag.

Dude, are you and Sarah going to make it to the Dirty American Playboys show?

No, she is just being a big ol' bag of cunt and won't come out to play!

by Slim Twofingers February 4, 2010

Rag in a bag

Contrary to what you assume based on the title. A Rag in a bag is quite simply a rag in a bag.

James: Hey dude, I found a rag in a bag, and give it to my little sister for her birthday!

Evan: That shits weak bro.

by Jimbobbyjones February 23, 2010

glad bagged

To be stupid ass drunk. Trashed.

We got glad bagged off some Jack last night.

by Anthony Gracia January 12, 2008

brown on bag

when your poop drops out of your butthole and smears on the back of your testicles.

austin got brown on bag while defecating on a toilet that was at a strange angle.

by joshee May 23, 2008

jouche bag

A jewish douche bag. When calling someone a jew as an insult just isn't enough.

( Guys playing halo)

Bobby: you killed me! you jewtard....
Colin: heyyy what can I say

...Colin: Dangit Bobby! your a jouche bag!

by Jouche bag February 7, 2009

Wham Bag

Placing your genitals between the seat and bowl of a public toilet for sexual accomplishment - Originated by George Michael of Wham fame hence Wham Bag - Verb Wham Bagging - to Wham your bag.

" I had a right night the other day, me and George where out in East LA when he says 'I know a great little toilet round here if you fancy a laugh' Next thing i know were Wham Bagging the night away Wham Bag thank you mam!"

by Mighty Tim February 28, 2009

Bag of beans

A bag usually containing ecstasy, molly, adderal or any other drug that takes a pill form.

Hay man were gonna get turnt I got a bag of beans.

by Skinnyboy696696 June 29, 2014