open for attack

when a man person of the male gender jizzes cums in someones mouth after sex

girl: i was open for attack last night
friend: was it good?
girl: very salty but a good time

by moicahhhhh December 15, 2021

Zack Attack

A meme of Zack Snyder holding a gun.

Used to celebrate the return of the goat, the raddest, most uncompromised: Zack Snyder.
With the myth, the legend, the deaded, the pipe dream, the Snyder cut: Zack Snyder's Justice League!

"Once you realized your worth nothing can stop you"

Zack Attack Meme: *exists*
Hater: I'm scared
Psychopath: HAHAHAHAHAHA

by Backup4ever February 11, 2021

Yak Attack

You have had too much to drink so you walk by someones door who you don't like, open the door, yak (puke), then run.

Me: "Dude, I gave Dixon a Yak Attack last night. ROCKED HIS WORLD."

by murphystater February 24, 2011

Attack on titan

One of the best animes in this day and age even after it's ended and ending was kinda shit (my opinion)

Although if you are gonna watch it let me just say... Don't have a favourite character. Trust me. You'll thank me later.

SPOILER ALERT!: Also how in the ever living FUCK did it turn from a show about scary man eating Titans to a show about race, racism, slavery and war? Isayama rlly fucked us up 💀

Person 1: Yo bro I'm so excited for episode 68 of Attack on Titan!

Person 2: Yeah me too!

*After watching it*

Person 1: *crying his eyes out*

Person 2: I HATE YOU ISAYAMA!

by Modimodo May 7, 2024

Shart Attack

When a group of guys go out to eat at a greasy buffet for the purpose of giving themselves diharrea. As their stomachs hurt worse, they take turns farting as hard as they can until one unlucky soul shits his pants in front of his friends.

"It was a wild night out with the boys, Will totally lost the Shart Attack"

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

Kak-Attack

A sudden and urgent need to poop so badly that all activities must be paused immediately. Often strikes without warning, leaving the victim scrambling for the nearest toilet like their life depends on it. The term comes from “kak” (meaning poop in Albanian) and “attack” (as in a full-on, no-mercy strike).

Invented by the three Fejzullai brothers, this term has become the go-to expression for those unexpected, high-stakes bathroom emergencies.

"Bro I was halfway through the gym session when I got hit with a full-blown Kak-Attack… I barely made it to the bathroom!"

by Jiqzaw April 10, 2025

fart attack

When you're so gassy that you're farting nonstop and you have to constantly run away from the crime scene. The smell is usually very potent and you are gonna want to move it once you let the gas rip. You don't want to be blamed for a fart attack, it doesn't make for good social encounters in the future. So, beware.

Did you hear about that girl who had a fart attack yesterday? You could hear and smell her farts from across the hall. She didn't even try to hide her explosive gas. Disgusting.

by Marietta Finch September 7, 2017