Splat-Attack syndrome

splat attack syndrome

noun

The act of acting innocent, shy, cute and/or miserable for attention ons social media and denying you're doing it.

Wow, he posts that artwork and says it's bad, but he knows it isn't. He probably want people to compliment him. Clearly a solid case of Splat-Attack syndrome

by Mr Malt February 9, 2018

Heart Attack

A moment when a victim's heart starts beating instantly and the heart's muscle tissue rips apart.

"Hes having a heart attack!"

by SCP Foundation December 27, 2016

Attacking off the back

That shit cyclist in the club that always gets dropped on group rides.

They're so shit they're 'attacking off the back'

by lloydyno1 January 22, 2017

Parking Lot Heart Attack

Standard method of death for people that work too many hours because they make all there money in OT pay, people Power Plant Workers, Cops etc.

"Hey you hear about John ? He tried to work 72 hours straight to rack up some OT and when his shift was over he dropped dead of a Parking Lot Heart Attack"

by Capt_Quint February 7, 2017

fanic attack

1.) The state of immense panic and joy experienced when something occurs about which you are a fan. Examples include, but are not limited to, meeting one of your idols, seeing your favorite author came out with a new book, etc.

2.) A genderless substitute for words like "fangirling" and "fanboying"

I just saw that Karen Marie Moning's novel "Darkfever" is being made into a movie, and I had a total fanic attack.

by Liam212161 February 8, 2017

snap attack

when the crotch snaps on your bodysuit come undone, out of nowhere

I was dropping it low on the dance floor, when all of a sudden, I was hit with a snap attack

by bbodysuits October 22, 2019

Panic attack

Uh oh scary

Karen had a panic attack when she found out SHE was the manager

by Heyghouls November 3, 2019