Fake Asshole

One who says asshole things but genuinely a good person.

You are a fake asshole

Fake Asshole by Apparently a fake asshole... July 13, 2014

asshole 

asshole is an outlet for poo poo and and a inlet for gay fucks...it also can be a term for nasty peoplelike mewho bash on gay fucks...

man,what an asshole...

asshole by raz master September 8, 2006

Asshole Angels 

A rather lofty euphemism for "dingleberries"; small bits of toilet paper that hang on for dear life after a bathroom trip. Useful when "dingleberry" comes across as too juvenile, or when female company finds the word too disgustingly vivid.

Name is derived from the (mostly) white color and winged shape of the paper pieces.

(Sound effect: Ploink! Man 1 screams)
Man 2: Dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Man 1: Just plucking out a few asshole angels.

Asshole Angels by Unkie Al December 3, 2007

Puckered Asshole 

One who is an asshole beyond typical assholery. They are so bad their asshole is being sucked inward to their own asshole.

Ex 1:

Guy: Hey, is Andy cool?
Guy 2: Nah, man. Andy is one puckered asshole.

Ex 2:
Guy: God, my boss is such a puckered asshole. He's like a vortex of assholeage.

Puckered Asshole by So-Called Person November 21, 2013

Complain About Your Asshole Friend Day 

June 27 is the national day of complaining about your asshole friends.

Dude I can't wait for Complain about your asshole friend day, Dave is being such a dickhead.

Complain About Your Asshole Friend Day by Oliver Horowitz & Hannah Nichols June 28, 2006

asshole intervention 

A type of intervention commonly used by conservative religious groups to discourage homosexual activity.

Alex came out to his parents and they held an asshole intervention.

asshole intervention by Mr. Greenwood May 31, 2009

assholeitude 

an asshole with attitude

He's got a lot of assholeitude.

It takes a lot of assholeitude to drink beer and shoot road signs with a with a shotgun.

assholeitude by Kleeker January 12, 2011