Luke Ponto

When someone has a really bad take on a film or television show

You think “Candyman” is better than “Judas and The Black Messiah”? Don’t be a Luke Ponto

by Therealistperson December 18, 2021

Luke

Luke is a great friend who is supportive sympathetic funny has a great voice and takes your breath away every time you see him. He will always give you a hug when it is needed and gladly do so. He has perfect hair that caresses his cheeks when he grows it out and blue green eyes that sparkle with mischief, beauty, and curiosity. He can come off a little cocky but truly doesn’t mean it and when you get down to it, it isn’t his fault. He is strong and makes you feel safe so matter what. He is chivalric and treats his family with care. He is protective of anyone he loves and always wants the best for him

Luke is so perfect i would feel so bad at how jealous I would feel if he got a gf

by Geekytheatregirl June 3, 2018

Luke

A Luke is one of the people everyone needs in their life. He is an amazing friend and an amazing boyfriend. He is really funny and knows how to respect people. He eventually learns your boundaries and sometimes tries to over step them if you let him.

Girl #1: I have a boyfriend that is funny, respects me, and knows how to treat me right.
Girl#2: Is he a Luke?
Girl#1: Yes!
Girl#2: You are so lucky.

by MaddyTheBean April 5, 2020

Dirty Luke

When a girl is riding you on a rooftop and you turn her around and ride her down the stairs with the male reproductive organ sill in it.

"I just dirty Luked my sister" - Luke

by Azouze99 September 23, 2023

Luke Shen

The most wonderful guy you will ever meet in your life. A hot guy with hot eyes and amazing hair.

You see Luke Shen?
Yeah
I’m so in love with Luke Shen
Me too

by AmandaHeart2005 July 14, 2022

Luke

Luke is the English way of saying Lucas. People named Luke are guys who typically lie, are addicted to vaping and use the word youse unironically. Despite these flaws Luke’s are still one of the boys and will always be there to have a drink with if the goings get tough. You will have to buy the drinks though.

“Oi Luke chuck us a beer and stop sucking that cancer stick ya cunt”

by Truthteller79698909 September 1, 2021

Luke

Luke's are utterly lovely! He has a heart and soul of gold! He is a deep thinker, and is so ridiculously adorable! He is a hopeless romantic at heart, and so easy to love and so worth loving! He is a sassy goof as well (although he perpetually denies it). He loves musicals, board games, and has a deep sarcastic streak! He also has a love for adventure and discovery. Luke is beautiful inside and out! He has an incredible desire to love, protect and serve those around him. He knows his mind and will speak the truth. He can also be serious and present when the time calls for it. Time with him will fly by in a flash of delight and laughter and you won't want the time together to end. If you meet a Luke, you are one incredibly fortunate individual, don't take him for granted! Cherish and respect your time with him! If you have a Luke in your life, you're a lucky one :)

Who doth be that handsome man yonder? Oh, he doth hath to be a Luke! :)

by E.J. Starling November 23, 2023