Long Island Bread Basket

When you encounter a morbidly obese older woman, lift up her gunt and lather your erect penis with the yeast and cottage cheese fermenting within the folds. Next, you turn her over and penetrate her anus with your yeast covered phallus. Your final act is to scrap the remnants off your cock into a dip container which will be used for a fine bread dip, typically served prior to a Thanksgiving Day feast.

I had nothing to bring to the thanksgiving feast; therefore, I brought a Long Island Bread Basket for my mother.

by Dr. Infant January 26, 2017

its so long asf

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by ilovezaynmalik March 13, 2021

So Long U Tool

Abbreviation for SLUT
Another way of saying slut

Girl: "c u next tuesday suckkerr"
Boy: "So Long U Tool :)"

by Anna Burlow December 29, 2010

Hard fat long cock

a women when she gets in a mood will want this. give it to her how she pleases.

HARDER DADDDYYYYY SETHHHHHH OMGGGG HARD FAT LONG COCK IS IN MEEE

by lola cameron April 14, 2020

5 Dollar Foot Long

What I had in my mouth last night.

Susie had Brad's 5 dollar foot long in her mouth. Brad loved it when Susie bit into the cucumber.

by shaiwitt November 19, 2008

Long thumb nail

somebody who has normal nails apart from the thumbs, the thumb nails are like a bitch's, reet long and gayish

Matthew Hyett's long thumb nails

by Sleepy_Recluse August 26, 2013

Long-Backed Aubrey

Just a big tall long back bitch. Nobody likes her at all. Some of the weird niggas do.

“Did you see that long-backed Aubrey over there?”

by Crazy White Smelvin September 04, 2022