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Alpha Matt

Alpha Matt is the horniest, hottest, angriest, form of the person known as Matt Diaz. Alpha Matt is known for his Movie Theatre Cruella sex habits and severe desire to fuck every girl that crosses his path. Even more of an urge when she is blonde and a senior. Alpha Matt should be avoided at all costs when enraged (can be most enraged when his lack of pushups are brought up, or the hit song "Sorry Ms Morejon, Justin Bustin part is played). Alpha Matt can and will hit you with a chest strike when enraged, or with the classic Salty Scalp
Fran: Where is Matt
Hansel: YOU MEAN ALPHA MATT
by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior December 18, 2021
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Matt Mcgregor

Matt Mcgregors are the perfect dads and don't mind looking after the kids even if there not his. His driving is unmatched some call him paul walker truly a master of the dark arts. Matt Mcgregors often have a massive cock that he doesn't mind using on men or women. Matt Mcgregors are often known for being quite and considered the school shooter of the modern world.
"Omg hes such a Matt Mcgregor"
Matt Mcgregors palls out AK47 from back of the class
by Hotdawg29 January 25, 2022
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Connor + Matt

A couple who do everything together including games and other forms of shit
"Hey Matt you wanna play Cards Against Humanity?"
"Only if Connor is Playing" -Matt
"Damn well Connor + Matt"
by NatsuDK November 19, 2018
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Matt Rife

by MCLOVINMILKS January 6, 2024
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Matt

A very grown looking g man, hair on his chest, large package in his pants, dirty hands from constantly working with his hands. Sweet and innocent looking smile. Quiet and mysterious. Loves to joke and do what he can for everyone but becareful cuz u will find out later that he's all talk and action. He's lazy and slowwwww as he*l. Professional liar he even believe es the lies!. He will have u hooked with a twinkle in his eye!. Be cautious!
Matt has put me last on the to do list againnnnn today!. 😒
by Crazycrystal5 April 20, 2024
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Gay Matt

He is really gay for a cat named Tom.
Whats that meowing sound? Thats a Gay Matt fucking Tom!
by Stopreadingthis213 April 20, 2020
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matt maxwell

A person who is so undereducated that they believe it is okay to have sex with their cousin. Never has moved out of their parents home, and their dad filmed underage girls changing for band practice.
Inbreeding can lead to multiple birth defects, don’t be a Matt Maxwell
by Mattmaxwell December 4, 2021
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