Self actualized asshole

Someone who already knows they're an asshole, even if you tell them another thousand times what an asshole or a jerk they are.

The guy was a self actualized asshole, or

If you like saying it a different way, he was the kind of asshole you say he was in a different bullshit way, simple.

by Solid Mantis August 7, 2019

shit me in the asshole

when you're horny AF and ask someone to politely shit you in the asshole

Natalie dear could you please shit me in the asshole

by frank420blazeit September 22, 2016

go full-asshole

turning to extreme tyranny because one is damaged, vulnerable and misunderstood

"Cause in the Thor movie he's sort of damaged, vulnerable and misunderstood and it's only on this one I get to kinda cut loose and go full-asshole" -- Tom Hiddleston on Loki Laufeyson

by missjerry November 9, 2012

fashizling my asshole

to tell a person that you were joking or to ask if someone is joking

person 1: "I just smashed your vase" person 2: "dude. are you fashizling my asshole?"

Example 2: person one: "did you just smash my vase" person 2: "no i was just fashizling your asshole"

by assdunker November 26, 2010

Asshole By Choice (ABC)

A person who consciously chooses to be mean or nasty when he or she can pick the moral high ground instead.

Asshole By Choice (ABC) : Who? That Guy? Oh he's an ABC. An Asshole By Choice! Why else would he kick that puppy?

by melaniexavier1 October 23, 2018

six-figure asshole

(n) a boss so repulsive and loathsome that nobody is willing to work for him for less than $100,000.00/year.

She had no idea that she was a six-figure asshole until she started cutting pay and her employees stormed out of the office like the place was on fire.

by Frustrated_Monolingual September 8, 2010

Masquerading Asshole Pedophile

a map (minor attracted "person")

the first time i heard the term Masquerading Asshole Pedophile was in an

by Victoria is cool B] August 28, 2022