j/k

j/k is common'ly used on most internet based chatting advocates it means"just playing,or just joking"playing aroundmostly used in forums or online games.someone says a de`meaning sentence to some one and after 3 seconds, after the other person is already steaming with anger the offender types i am j/k its really stupid in my opinion but it will never fail to be typed, sometimes said outside of the web'.

guy1:hey dude your moms such a bich and a big slut,you wanna know who your dad really is?".

guy2:.......

guy1:j/k hahaha.

by Linux_guy October 23, 2007

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Apocalyptic J

Another name for blunt or joint.

"Dude I just smoked this fat Apocalyptic J."

"nice!"

by KsTeezy June 15, 2008

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Spank The J

another word for masturbation.

Dude, i need to spank the j. i havent in like a week.

by G_DUBSKI September 1, 2009

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j-atheist

What most Jews are, and why there are a disproportionate number of Jewish scientists.

"Hey, do you want to go push religion on the world and demand research be done on why the world is flat"?

"Na, I'm a practicing j-atheist."
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by nog-d April 7, 2011

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J-Robbed

Chugging an alcoholic drink, either because it tastes awful but you don't want to waste it, or because you want to get drunk fast.

Janet got to the party late, so she J-Robbed her drink to catch up.

Janet ordered a beer that she'd never heard of. It was gross, so she J-Robbed it.

by SuCo27 January 25, 2012

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