A shot comprised of half Jaegermeister and half Tequila.
Named after the German proposal to Mexico to go to war with the United States. The telegram was intercepted by the US and Mexico just ignored it.
Named after the German proposal to Mexico to go to war with the United States. The telegram was intercepted by the US and Mexico just ignored it.
by laziejim May 7, 2010
Get the Zimmerman Telegram mug.Zimaaal is the son of the donkey, it’s an incomplete donkey, so it’s a dumbass under construction, still haven’t flourished yet, once he’s completed he’s a full on donkey that bumps into everybody, bumps in the door, calls the police to pay his tickets etc..
But for now he’s still a Zmaaal, he still pays his own tickets but he still calls the police to make him a discount..he’s under construction donkey
But for now he’s still a Zmaaal, he still pays his own tickets but he still calls the police to make him a discount..he’s under construction donkey
by The_Father_of_Hoes November 24, 2019
Get the Zimaaal mug.Highly disappointing event wherein the winner of a major election is made to share power with the loser of said election. Thus, "power sharing" ensues. This leads, over time, to the loser and his party marginalizing and screwing-over the actual winner who then must try it all over again during the next election.
Everything was going so well for Morgan until he got hit with a Zimbabwe Election Screwjob. On the bright side, he won the popular vote.
by Saiga12 May 4, 2011
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Becoming sexually aroused and gratified by looking at pictures of Philip Zimbardo or being in his presence.
That guy who follows around Philip Zimbardo also has a shrine dedicated to him and has a crush on him. He must have Zimbardophilia.
by Jessiy March 22, 2005
Get the zimbardophilia mug.zimley is a very pretty girl who has a booty many cant pass up.You must treat her right because she is a savage and will got the extra mile to hurt you.She is very dramatic and talk loudly and alot. She is very smart but acts dumb.
Many underestamate her and get a hella suprize when she can do it.
Many underestamate her and get a hella suprize when she can do it.
by #littlly-w-myfriends October 25, 2018
Get the Zimley mug.Zimmy's the GOAT. He knows everyone and everyone loves him. He's a beast and can lift more than any of his bros. He's a big body and will absolutely destroy anyone in whatever sport he wants. He's attractive as fuck and gets every girl there is. He has a natural sense of leadership and carries confidence and charisma wherever he goes. He's the funniest man I know and he knows just how to get everyone to laugh. He also cares a lot about his friends and is not a fuck boy no matter how many hookups he's had. He's the realist man I know and he's very genuine. When Zimmy walks into a bar, the strippers stuff dollar bills down his fuckin pants.
"Dude, is that Zimmy? Thats a beast right there." - Barack Obama
"Omg Zimmy's so fuckin hot Im gonna bang him" - Riley Reid
"Zimbo's the GOAT" - Kanye West
"Omg Zimmy's so fuckin hot Im gonna bang him" - Riley Reid
"Zimbo's the GOAT" - Kanye West
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