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Zander rivera

The prettiest most amazing boy to ever exist. He belongs to one girl named sophia and they are in love. You’ll never find another like zander and you never will find him in the first place because again he’s Sophia’s.
Rando: “Damn Zander rivera is mad fine.”
Sophia: “fuck off peasant he’s mine…!”
by .oogie August 8, 2022
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Zander Billard

A Zander Billard is what to call a guy who has awesome abs while being discreet.
Person1: man that guy has such amazing abs
Person2: ikr he’s soo sexy he’s such a Zander billard!
by 45325353543645 October 5, 2022
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zander the 1st

A human that uses cheat codes to come on top on kahoots. he is apparently the kahoot god in german but he just uses goog le translate.
Zander the 1st you cheater witcha screamed, stop being zander
by Zander the 1st November 22, 2023
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A Zander Emo

An emo prick, with stupid ginger hair that's shaved round the sides and long on the top. The long hair on the top is pulled, with reasonable force (assumed to be a form of self-harming) across the face, so as to hide one eye. Said ginger emo will walk around hitting out with colloquial, yet - strangely - not emo, banter and assume he is funny. Yet, deep down, we all know he is just another ginger emo prick.

Also note that a Zander Emo may well have a bent penis, resembling the shape of a boomerang, but usually not as big, or fun.

Therefore, to spot a Zander Emo one should simply look for the previous mentioned haircut and someone who stands side on when peeing into a urinal.
A Zander emo:- My ginger hair is fluttering in the wind and I can't get it to stay over my eye, but oh well - wan life!

- I wish I could hide my status as a paedophile better! Every time I go to the toilet, in school, I have to stand side on and everyone knows I'm staring at the children next to me! I wish I could just glance over subtly - it makes it much easier to have a wank.

- Shut up, sket!

Guy: Here mate, shut yer hole - you're a fuckin' Zander emo.
by TheDa.1 October 8, 2011
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robin zander

Man of a thousand voices: The lead singer of Cheap Trick.
Robin Zander is the best lead singer in the whole wide world.
by Perfect Stranger May 4, 2006
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dirty zander

A cunt who thinks he’s better than everyone else but he’s really just a dirty piece of ear wax
Guy 1 - “Did you see that dirty Zander?”
Guy 2 - “Yeah what a dick.”
by poopmuncher101 October 8, 2019
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