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yoga blanket origami 

This is what happens when certain Type-A yoga teachers give the class nauseatingly specific instructions on how to fold blankets (i.e., lengthwise with fringe facing outward, then fold in thirds, then roll it into a tube shape towards the front end of your mat) as part of some type of a 'restorative pose' setup.
Tonight's yoga class had way too much yoga blanket origami going on, don't you think?
yoga blanket origami by yippa August 25, 2023
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yoga man 

The term “Yoga Man” was coined by FTC Team Steel Wings, team number 27082, who compete in Robotics as part of Texas UIL. It refers to a mechanical arm on their robot that rocks back and forth from the front to the back, mimicking the motion of someone performing yoga stretches—hence the name “Yoga Man.”
1. “The Yoga Man mechanism on our robot helps balance the game elements as it rocks back and forth during gameplay.”
2. “Team Steel Wings designed the Yoga Man to efficiently move objects from the front to the back of their robot.”
3. “During the match, the Yoga Man performed perfectly, demonstrating its smooth and controlled motion.”
4. “We named the arm ‘Yoga Man’ because it moves like it’s doing yoga stretches.”
yoga man by Steel Wings January 20, 2025
A "Yoga Ball" refers to an individual, 5'3 or under, who is physically underdeveloped and spends most of their time engaged in sedentary activities such as playing Minecraft and consuming pornographic content featuring anthropomorphic dinosaurs. They perceive themselves as superior to others who do not participate in these foul activities, believing they are more refined or enlightened.
Yoga Ball by azaz8foot November 30, 2025
When you see a social media post showing someone with no off mat Yogic Etiquette whatsoever.
That woman who posted the video of herself has no off mat etiquette, that's pure Yoga Slop.
Yoga Slop by El Yogi March 29, 2026

Yoga whippet

The act of a self centipede
That damn Keith broke three ribs and now he's in the advanced Yoga whippet class, his dental hygienist isn't happy, but he is

Hand Yoga 

Another name for masturbation.

Every guy's favorite type of yoga and a national past time.

Often practiced by single males as a form of relaxation. It involves stroking one's genitals until aroused and a warm sticky substance is omitted. This leads to a soothing sensation that makes one drowsy.
Monica: Why were you late for work today?

John: I was doing hand yoga.

Monica: Can I join you next time?

John: Only if you plan on participating.
Hand Yoga by Kwes Luv September 14, 2014