A yearly competion where the winner is selected by whoever does the most horribly funny asshole like thing; the winner is decided on halloween every year and is awarded the honor of being asshole of the year and booze because there's no party without booze.
by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 31, 2006

A time when humanity realizes they are one more year closer to being extinct and dominated by robots and aliens to continue the foster and growth of the earth to supply there weapons and mother ships.
by BeAnBeAn22 January 1, 2010

1. A phrase used to describe a particular type of person who believes everyone loves her, but they actually hate her.
2. Also used to describe someone who believes she owns each hairstyle she wears maybe once a year, and therefore no one else can wear it after her.
3. May also be used to describe someone who slightly resembles a prehistoric creature.
2. Also used to describe someone who believes she owns each hairstyle she wears maybe once a year, and therefore no one else can wear it after her.
3. May also be used to describe someone who slightly resembles a prehistoric creature.
1) GIRL: Heyy boyyss :
Boy 1: oh my god, that girl is such a bitch!
Boy 2: yeah, shes the slut of the year!
2) Slut of the year: OMG that girl wore her hair in a pony tail today. I wore my hair in a pony tail 9 months ago! she is SOOO copying me.
3) Girl 1: Omg Slut of the year looks like a t-rex.
Boy 1: oh my god, that girl is such a bitch!
Boy 2: yeah, shes the slut of the year!
2) Slut of the year: OMG that girl wore her hair in a pony tail today. I wore my hair in a pony tail 9 months ago! she is SOOO copying me.
3) Girl 1: Omg Slut of the year looks like a t-rex.
by qwer1234 June 5, 2009

A dick-year, also dick year or dickyear (symbol: dy), is a unit of length equal to just over 55 meters (or about 182 feet). As defined by the International Penile Union (IPU), a dick-year is the distance equivalent to the length of dicks a girl can go through in one Julian year (assuming a rate of one dick per day at a length of 15 centimeters or 6 inches per dick).
by SotoMizer May 7, 2013

by Awesomesaucemixer April 9, 2019

Term that describes the latter years of a, predominantly, gentleman’s life. He is retired and uses his local Wetherspoons as a second home and pre-cursor to a nursing home. He may or may not be escaping endless trips with his spouse to the garden centre or the bingo.
by Moose1184 October 28, 2018

by Ploooterman November 26, 2016
