Asshole of the Year

A yearly competion where the winner is selected by whoever does the most horribly funny asshole like thing; the winner is decided on halloween every year and is awarded the honor of being asshole of the year and booze because there's no party without booze.
"Now that is some Asshole of the Year quality shit right there"
by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 31, 2006
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New Years

A time when humanity realizes they are one more year closer to being extinct and dominated by robots and aliens to continue the foster and growth of the earth to supply there weapons and mother ships.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4 , 3, 2, 1 BOOOOOOOM! New Years.
by BeAnBeAn22 January 1, 2010
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slut of the year

1. A phrase used to describe a particular type of person who believes everyone loves her, but they actually hate her.

2. Also used to describe someone who believes she owns each hairstyle she wears maybe once a year, and therefore no one else can wear it after her.

3. May also be used to describe someone who slightly resembles a prehistoric creature.
1) GIRL: Heyy boyyss :
Boy 1: oh my god, that girl is such a bitch!
Boy 2: yeah, shes the slut of the year!

2) Slut of the year: OMG that girl wore her hair in a pony tail today. I wore my hair in a pony tail 9 months ago! she is SOOO copying me.

3) Girl 1: Omg Slut of the year looks like a t-rex.
by qwer1234 June 5, 2009
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Dick year

A dick-year, also dick year or dickyear (symbol: dy), is a unit of length equal to just over 55 meters (or about 182 feet). As defined by the International Penile Union (IPU), a dick-year is the distance equivalent to the length of dicks a girl can go through in one Julian year (assuming a rate of one dick per day at a length of 15 centimeters or 6 inches per dick).
"Hey man, how far from home are we?" "About 47 dick years."
by SotoMizer May 7, 2013
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Ten Years

The amount of time you get for cocaine possession
“I did ten years for ya laddie
by Awesomesaucemixer April 9, 2019
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The Spoons Years

Term that describes the latter years of a, predominantly, gentleman’s life. He is retired and uses his local Wetherspoons as a second home and pre-cursor to a nursing home. He may or may not be escaping endless trips with his spouse to the garden centre or the bingo.
I’m tired at work, all the time; I can’t wait for the Spoons Years.
by Moose1184 October 28, 2018
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Fart Year

The distance an average fart travels in a year.
Wow the new ship NASA created to go to mars travels at 400 Fart Years / Hour.
by Ploooterman November 26, 2016
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