wrinkle rabbit

A shriveled up chode that makes a schlorping noise when played like an accordion.

I tried to ride him, but his wrinkle rabbit was too flaccid.

by Periodic Fable January 12, 2022

Penis wrinkled

When you destroy someone in a 1v1

Me: I beat you 10-0, u just got penis wrinkled with your salty bitch ass

Opponent: no! Your a bot

by Con9412 January 24, 2021

wrinkle cheese

The collection of dead skin cells, lint, and dirt that collects inside the folds of an overweight person or old person’s skin and begins to decay, smelling and looking like cheese.

That fat guy smelled like wrinkle cheese.

by PhatJ February 2, 2018

Wrinkle Wagon

When a young individual achieves a level of inebriation that leads them to believe it is acceptable to receive alternate transportation with intent to fornicate with the elderly.

Holy shit Mike, I can't believe you got a ride home and banged Ethel last night... She's like 89! You could've called a cab, but you chose to ride the Wrinkle Wagon.

by Duval Possum February 20, 2011

Wrinkle berries

The testicles.

He was asleep in the sofa in shorts and everyone saw his wrinkle berries.

He punched my wrinkle berries after P.E.!

by Nobli May 29, 2023

Shit Wrinkle

A power phrase for skid marks in your shitter. A.k.a. the stain left in the end over a toilet bowl after defecating.

"Who left the shit wrinkle in the jacks, I'll punch who ever it was in the barse!", chortled Billy

by soucerous booch January 1, 2010

Stinker wrinkle

The large flaps of skin surrounding the anus, which hold in the horrid smell of old salami and onions, until a person of obesity bends or squats in order to change underclothing. Hence releasing a horrible stench similar to a dirty gym bag. Causing the evacuation of said room.

Everything was okay, until she was about to climb into bed and revealed the scent of her Stinker Wrinkle!

by Jsissle81 May 28, 2021