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Swot-Knot

The knot that gets caught in your school tie when somebody pulls it down strongly.
1. I just swot-knotted that guy over there!
2. I just recieved some proper swot-knottage over there.
by Dropster October 25, 2010
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Twat in a Knot

when the lips of the female genitalia are so large from getting banged and abused, that she can twist them into a knot. Seen it. It can be done.
The striper at Mel's bachelor party, tied her Twat in a knot!
by GoNe1 June 4, 2007
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Fort Knots

When a drug dealer ties a knot in the baggie so tight that it is almost impossible to open, like fort knox.
Damn this bag is Fort Knots, I cant even open it.
by benhasabigwiener March 7, 2013
mugGet the Fort Knotsmug.

rate of knots

A term to describe something happening quickly
When i had the shits, i was going through toilet paper at a rate of knots

My new facebook page is getting in new fans at a rate of knots!
by jaberdeen90 October 10, 2010
mugGet the rate of knotsmug.

Knot Gunning

The act of placing a hit of coke on your partners Balloon Knot and having them fart it into your nose.

See also "Fart Knocking", "Angel Dusting"

When snorting coke off a strippers ass just isnt enough.
Hey Mike, how did it go with that stripper last night.

Dude she's a total freak, she was Knot Gunning off me all night.
by Elroy the Great November 12, 2011
mugGet the Knot Gunningmug.

make the knot

To break even. A taxi driver is said to have made the knot when (s)he has made enough money in fares to pay the daily car lease.
Once I pay for gas I probably won't even be making the knot for tonight.
by Mino May 5, 2004
mugGet the make the knotmug.

grissol knot

when the lips on a woman's vagina look like two peices of bacon tied together
your grandma's pussy has a huge grissol knot
by floydd scottington January 8, 2009
mugGet the grissol knotmug.

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