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Cox Wifi

An insult to when a person has a horrible internet/service provider.
The call must've dropped, I don't know what happened.

"Oh you must have that cox WiFi."
by AquilaJDM March 22, 2021
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Wifi Zelda

In the game Super Smash Brothers Ultimate for the Nintendo switch, it boasts a character roster of 80 playable fighters. One of those being princess Zelda from hyrule, a relatively lower tier character. However due to its terrible online service, online play Zelda is a completely different character becoming a high tier fighter. Only stupid people play this character as it's a character for babies.
She plays the most Wifi Zelda I hate her
by Izyblandit April 27, 2021
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Duke’s WiFi

Dukes WiFi is terrible he says he has the best WiFi in LA but it’s a lie he has McDonald’s WiFi🤨⁉️
duke’s WiFi is terrible 🙁💔”
by Willy.kirbert May 14, 2021
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McDonalds wifi

by Leafyz May 21, 2021
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KFC WiFi

KFC WiFi refers to slow or inconsistent WiFi, usually used in competitive gaming
"I just killed this kid with KFC WiFi"
by Pineapples in Minneapolis December 14, 2018
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Wifi Deucin'

Takin' a crap on company time and using a wi-fi compatible device to check the scores or an email, surf, etc. on a restroom break.
John: Dude! You were gone for like 40 mins!

Coworker: yeah I took my 15 min break, but then I had to take a crap before the end of my shift and was Wifi deucin'!

John: Huh?

Coworker: Got an Ipod Touch?
by BobbyO417 June 19, 2010
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where's the wifi?

A comedic term to use when you cant find wifi.
kind of "wheres the beef" but for nerds
Where's the wifi?

I dont know, but i hate starbux
by jesus caro February 4, 2008
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