WiFi Thuggin

When your phone has no service, so you use Wifi to communicate, or browse your social medias.

Person 1: What's your number ?
Person 2: My phone's off, hit me on Imessage, Im Wifi Thuggin right now.

by 281WileBoy October 1, 2019

wifi bars

Wrinkles across the forehead.

Her wifi bars could be fixed with some botox The more wifi bars, the older you are.

by Capt. Daniel April 22, 2022

McDonalds wifi

Basically bad wifi

I have mcdonalds wifi

by Leafyz May 21, 2021

wifi hopping

Constantly trying to connect to wifi when you're not at home. Including, but not limited to: traveling to another country (cellular data in other countries is very expensive).

Also when walking around a city or town and not being able to keep a constant connection to one wifi source.

I spent my entire time in Germany wifi hopping.

by Lele4789 October 11, 2015

KFC WiFi

KFC WiFi refers to slow or inconsistent WiFi, usually used in competitive gaming

"I just killed this kid with KFC WiFi"

by Pineapples in Minneapolis December 14, 2018

where's the wifi?

A comedic term to use when you cant find wifi.
kind of "wheres the beef" but for nerds

Where's the wifi?

I dont know, but i hate starbux

by jesus caro February 4, 2008

Wifi Deucin'

Takin' a crap on company time and using a wi-fi compatible device to check the scores or an email, surf, etc. on a restroom break.

John: Dude! You were gone for like 40 mins!

Coworker: yeah I took my 15 min break, but then I had to take a crap before the end of my shift and was Wifi deucin'!

John: Huh?

Coworker: Got an Ipod Touch?

by BobbyO417 June 19, 2010