Check the WiFi

Hey Tom. I am going to go check the WiFi. Be back in 15 mins.
by IT Bandito. August 12, 2019
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WiFi Not Spot

A place where WiFi shouldn't be or isn't available. Like Church, jail, or the bathroom.
Before we begin todays prayer, will everybody please turn off their iPhones this is a WiFi Not Spot. Amen.
by R. Lovejoy January 16, 2012
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wifi bars

Her wifi bars could be fixed with some botox The more wifi bars, the older you are.
by Capt. Daniel April 22, 2022
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KFC WiFi

KFC WiFi refers to slow or inconsistent WiFi, usually used in competitive gaming
"I just killed this kid with KFC WiFi"
by Pineapples in Minneapolis December 15, 2018
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where's the wifi?

A comedic term to use when you cant find wifi.
kind of "wheres the beef" but for nerds
Where's the wifi?

I dont know, but i hate starbux
by jesus caro January 30, 2008
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wifi scalpin'

When someone walks by your house and locks on to your wifi..term coined by Hunter Marino
Corben..Why is that girl sitting on the curb out front?
Hunter..I don't know ,she's probably wifi scalpin'
by Texas Old Skool November 22, 2016
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