A white male that is effeminate in character, weak in physical strength, and cowardly in the presence of black men.
by BlackAl October 17, 2008

by MikeKnox April 14, 2021

Ah, the basic white boy, recognizable by his tacky, and I might add, overly expensive basketball shoes named after the latest trending athlete. They may look ridiculous, but even more so with matching basketball shorts which hems hang below the knees. This will more often than not be accompanied by a name brand polyester t shirt with text such as, “baller,” indicating that the wearer has some sort of athletic prowess despite it being highly unlikely. A baseball hat, hoody, or both are very likely despite the current weather conditions and are also name brand. He probably plays basketball, lacrosse, or tennis but according to him he’s good at every sport. He’s your stereotypical male with a large ego and probably the whole Nike store in his closet. They also say dumb things like “your mom” and “that’s what she “said”. He also runs his hands every single minute through his gelled-filled hair that somehow smells like fruit despite the fact he claims he only uses non sceneted hair products.
Jessica: hey how was your date the other day?
Sarah: Awful, kept making your mom jokes and he was head to toe in Nike
Jessica: huh, typical white boy
Sarah: Awful, kept making your mom jokes and he was head to toe in Nike
Jessica: huh, typical white boy
by Hdisowjfb August 3, 2019

by STGBY October 9, 2009

- emotionally unavailable
- blue Eyes like the suburban sky
- sweet, insecure, and bland
- talented but never tries too hard to impress anyone
- loves computer and technology
- bear-like soft hair
- early 2010s Bieber bangs
- little to no BO
- grew up athletic, still fit but never exercises
- loved breakfast food (cinnamon rolls waffles)
- doesn’t want anything but also wants to be spoiled
- blue Eyes like the suburban sky
- sweet, insecure, and bland
- talented but never tries too hard to impress anyone
- loves computer and technology
- bear-like soft hair
- early 2010s Bieber bangs
- little to no BO
- grew up athletic, still fit but never exercises
- loved breakfast food (cinnamon rolls waffles)
- doesn’t want anything but also wants to be spoiled
“You have bambi’s eyes and u r soft….like…u could be my white boy princess “
“If u really want to ask, I’d say my type is white boy princess”
“If u really want to ask, I’d say my type is white boy princess”
by hannahbanana888 January 3, 2022

by BeckyBecky December 30, 2009

White Boy Syndrome - A state of mind that finds one attracted to only caucasian males with stereotypical characteristics such as blue or green eyes, blonde or brunette coloured hair, a jawline more structured than one's own life, a hint of a beard (or in some cases, full on Chewbacca faces) and an overly-emotional side that tends to come out at night, preferably under the stars.
In some rare occasions, the object of attraction may be an ordinary caucasian with no striking features, but caucasian nonetheless.
In some rare occasions, the object of attraction may be an ordinary caucasian with no striking features, but caucasian nonetheless.
"Oh my God, he's so cute!"
"Who, that blonde guy?"
"Yes!"
"Eh. He's okay I guess."
"OH MY GOD! LOOK! There's another one beside that Volkswagen!"
"The brunette?"
*Hisses* "YESSSSSSSS"
"Honey, you've got a SERIOUS case of the White Boy Syndrome."
"I do not ha-- Lawd have mercy that one has BLUE EYES!"
*Sighs deeply* "C'mon, time to go."
"But he was just about to smile!"
"Who, that blonde guy?"
"Yes!"
"Eh. He's okay I guess."
"OH MY GOD! LOOK! There's another one beside that Volkswagen!"
"The brunette?"
*Hisses* "YESSSSSSSS"
"Honey, you've got a SERIOUS case of the White Boy Syndrome."
"I do not ha-- Lawd have mercy that one has BLUE EYES!"
*Sighs deeply* "C'mon, time to go."
"But he was just about to smile!"
by PopMyCherry April 15, 2016
