Someone who orders drinks and slides them onto everyone else's tabs and walks out crunk and a $10 bill. Unfortunately Karma is a bitch and that $10 tab evolves into a $5000 legal fee for all the trouble she's bound to get herself in.

Bear Wench: wtf I had 2 beers and a chupakabra and my bill is $150?!?! Where's the bear?!

Bear Wench by Donkz June 30, 2011

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wonder wench

A another name for sweetheart. This term is obsolete in today's modern society.

That girl is such a wonder wench! She gave me free coffee and creamer!

wonder wench by jay Gould February 7, 2014

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Cabin Wench

An girl so skanky to the point where she almost looks dirty and grimy in appearance. Probobly has herpes or extreme acne due to lack of hygene and sexual irresponsibility.

Dude, cabin wench just talked to me. I gotta take a shower as soon as I get home from school.

Cabin Wench by Nick.Nizzle November 2, 2007

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morgan the sea wench

a mystical land/sea creature with magical breasts that shoot laser beams and glitter. she has a hypnotizing voice that makes susceptible young sailor boys do her bidding such as: waxing her bikini line and polishing her silverware. there is a Broadway musical based on her legend and it has won many tony awards. recognize.

i want to be just like morgan the sea wench when i grow up!

morgan the sea wench by nnnnnnnnnnnnnnoodle September 24, 2011

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