Beanie Weenie

In anal sex, when the would-be top is only semi-erect and still tries to penetrate.

Chris was so drunk he couldn't get it up, but he sure did try and beanie weenie me.

by AhoyMattey November 19, 2016

teenie-weenie

An incredibly small penis, often smaller than that of an infant's.

Guy 1: "Wow, I heard Henry Sick just got dumped."
Guy 2: "Yeah, his girlfriend was tired of his teenie-weenie. She told me if it was any smaller it'd be a clit."
Guy 1: "Yeah, I always pegged him for having a cock that would make a baby-carrot look like a blimp."
Guy 2: "Me too, I felt really bad for her so naturally I let her slurp my cock-monster as a condolence."

by JAManCode October 2, 2010

weenie washer

an overly compliant or conformist individual, esp. male., who displays a willingness to accept humliating tasks in order to gain acceptance by his peers, without being able to see the hidden agenda of said peers. See also Weiner Cleaner.

by jirichiro August 6, 2003

weenie bread

a poor kid's hotdog. a cold weenie from the fridge placed in a plain slice of white bread and eaten as fast as you can.

"hey, you want a weenie bread before we go back outside?"

by Dirty Diana September 9, 2005

weenie the poo

when a male inserts his penis into a females anus and gets and very noticeable surprise that is very unwanted.

Damn you just "weenie the pooed" all over my dick!

by jake the joker April 20, 2014

The Ole' Sweeney Weenie

The moderately endowed penis of a Sweeney male. Capable of countless amazing feats...

-You gave her a taste of The Ole' Sweeney Weenie. Made her scream didn't you.
-The Ole' Sweeney Weenie saved four children and a litter of puppies from a burning building, Saturday night.

by cgibbs87 February 7, 2006

weenie beanie

A condom

"Yo Ima gotta drop bye 711 do get a weenie beanie and then we'll get it on"

by omiki April 15, 2009