WANKY SPANKY

When you wake up and decide to spank the monkey until you wanky all over him!

Person 1: Hey, I woke up and had to spank the monkey!

Person 2: Bro, me toooo!

Person 1: It wankied everywhere, even in my mouth!
Person 2: YUMMY!
Person 2: Boi give me some of that!
Person 2: Can we WANKY SPANKY together tonight?

by wet_monkey696969 July 26, 2025

wanky banky

when you put money in your partners asshole and stare at the money while you masturbate

"Oh yeah I showed that bitch what's up with my wanky banky!"

by Xjennaxjarboex January 13, 2014

Wanky

Just like "That's what she said"
When something is not meant to be sexual, but sounds sexual or can be put in to a sexual context.

The origin of the word comes from the TV show "Glee" where it is typically said as a sort of catchphrase by character Santana Lopez.

(taken from show)

"Well you guys have a hole to fill, and I'm just trying to fill it."

"..Wanky"

by Kevin Alonsos bae forever August 2, 2022

Wanky blanky

When your at post drinks, and you jerk it off under the group blanket.

Ahh will! You having a Wanky blanky?

by Peanut1788 June 25, 2019

Wanky

A tern used when you are feeling horny.

I feel really wanky.

by Rems Husband March 12, 2018

Tanky-wanky

UWU HOT FUCK ME ROOMBA

FUCK ME TANKY-WANKY UWU

by amrpowershot January 8, 2021

Wanky

A short turn for a boys genitals.

I’ve got a small wanky.

by Just a random 52 year old August 26, 2021