Wanking

self abuse with a copy of mayfair

i love it at night when i'm wanking

by tom millhouse March 03, 2004

wanking

consists of rubbing/pulling you're penis, to the point of orgasim, usually done by visulising sexual activity, or suduction

guy 1: aww...that chick was so sweet! i coulden't help wanking

guy 2: gl with that, as for me i don't need porn, i have my gf :D, which is way funner than that =p

guy 1: ty...still nice on a cold night though ^.^, i might light a candle :D

by peter wallace December 28, 2007

Wank wank

A flaccid penis

Its okay baby, don’t be scared to pull out yo lil wank wank

by Superhoe16 January 18, 2018

Wank

To masturbate rigorously to eventually force ejaculation.

Its first known use was by Jane Austen in Pride and Prejudice:

Sir William Lucas: Oh, Miss Eliza, why are you not dancing? - Mr. Darcy, allow me to present this young lady to you as a very desirable partner. You cannot refuse to dance, I am sure, when so much beauty is before you.

Elizabeth Bennet: Indeed, Sir, I have not the least intention of dancing. Please don't suppose that I moved this way in order to beg for a partner.

Mr. Darcy: I would be very happy if you'd do me the honour of dancing with me, Miss Bennet.

Elizabeth Bennet: Thank you, but excuse me, I am not inclined to dance.

Mr Darcy: Miss Bennet, please then do me the honour of walking you to the study, allowing me to wank over your shadow and to cast jism all over your tits.

Elizabeth Bennet: Mr Darcy, that is a most favourable suggestion!

by SirWankerLot August 31, 2010

wanking

when u tickle ur pickle

"Nathan loves wanking.

by P!ckle T!ckler August 29, 2022

Wank

Can mean if something is ‘bad’ or ‘shit’

Bill - ‘Did you see the new Pixar movie?’
Charlie - ‘Yeah, but it was pretty wank.’

by Danny dictionary October 27, 2020

Wank

A wank...I'm sure you've done it before without even noticing. Wanking is another word for Masturbation.

"Hey, did you see Bill the other day? He was wanking in public!"

by Z3r0T0l3r4nc3 April 29, 2016