wide white wand

a white guys penis of massive girth

I stuck my wide white wand in Hailey's mouth.

by swingman April 1, 2005

magical fire wand

A penis after intaking enough capsaicin, the chemical that makes chili hot. This condition is similar in effect to ring of fire, except that it is far more intense and therefore painful.

Characteristics include:
- Initial inability to piss, it is difficult to get some flow going.
- Extreme internal burning sensation of the penis down the urethra.
- Wishing you hadn't started to piss.
- Realizing you have to get it all out in one hit and bearing the pain.

How to get magical fire wand:
Eat some habanero chilies.

We went ot Cactus Jack's last night and got the Suicidal Salsa. This morning we had magical fire wands.

by Cabji January 24, 2005

magic wand of charms

the act of putting lucky charms on your penis then fucking and girl in the butt then having her eat it off of your penis

Dude last night i gave my wife a magic wand of charms she seemed to like it a lot.

by xx Ice Bitch xx June 2, 2010

floppy-wanded dementor-boggerer

derived from Potter Puppet Pals, this is one of the grave "wizard swears"...it joins the large category of insults which question a guy's manhood

I'd never go out with that floppy-wanded dementor-boggerer!

by bookworm3x4 August 24, 2009

floppy wanded dementor buggerer

A male wizard, with erectile dysfunction, who can only get a thrill through anally penetrating a dementor.

That floppy wanded dementor buggerer couldn't get aroused at the sight of hermione's tits.

by Mexican Soviet September 2, 2016

Bippitty Boppitty Boo Wands

An amazing device (called a glowstick or glowwand by uncultured swine) created by XxxBamuelxxX

XxxBamuelxxX- Seth broke my bippitty boppitty boo wands

by XxxBamuelxxX September 21, 2018

THE WAND AND THE HAIRY SACK OF MAGIC

Slang for ya cock n balls

i cast a spell on the local nun last night with my wand and hairy sac of magic, she was calling for god by the end of it i can tell you

by Power B May 14, 2003