wallet wife

A woman that lives off her husband's wallet. She does nothing but use his hard earned cash. Most likely a MILF, since she's probably had plastic surgery too.

kid: "my mom just used my dad's money to get a nose job! she's such a wallet wife!"

by luluurubu December 9, 2008

Wallet Buddy

The condom kept in every man's wallet that never gets used

D: Hey it looks like Andy might get some action tonight
E: Dont count on it man he just pulled the lost in your eyes gag.
D: Looks like his wallet buddy wont get used once again

by felixthebear June 12, 2009

Ham walleting

The act of shoving somthing up your vagina to smuggle, steal, and or store it descreetly.

Keestering is sooo last year, I was "ham walleting" a watch from the store and never got caught

by Dadandsonjokz June 7, 2016

wallet dancing

A verb, (to wallet dance).
It means to basically spend other people's money, usually a boyfriend or girlfriend, and once they're out of money, you leave.

#1. That bitch took me wallet dancing, $800 yesterday alone!
#2. I took that bitch wallet dancing, check out the loot I got!

by Lone Lobo April 17, 2006

bitch wallet

a man who has a girlfriend

Guy 1: "I always buy food for my girlfriend."
Guy 2: "Yea, you're a total bitch wallet."

by badmanminton January 31, 2023

Birth Wallet

Vagina

Coined by Theo Von- This past weekend podcast! This girl wanted me to get at her birth wallet standing up behind the bowling alley.

by Revival31313 July 11, 2018

Jewish Wallet

When you put coins in the foreskin of a uncircumcised penis

“Hey Larry can I borrow a Quarter?”
“Yeah let me get it out of my Jewish Wallet”

by Sypek January 22, 2020