Vermont Vegan Vacuum

When a girl sticks a stalk of celery in her pussy and her partner sucks on it.

Mike: I'm vegan, so I gave her a Vermont Vegan Vacuum instead of a normal blowjob.

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When a girl sticks a piece of celery in her pussy and their vegan partner sucks on it.

Mike: I'm vegan, so I did a Vermont Vegan Vacuum on a girl.

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Vermont Lover

"Did you see that cute little twink over there?"

"Yeah, but be careful. I heard he's a Vermont Lover"

by TheMasterOfWords September 11, 2020

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😱: 《¤》Vermont《¤》343《¤》Vermont《¤》

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Vermont Hunting deer season

by bob greggery November 09, 2010

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To take a shit so girthy, it tears your anus- leaving you with severe psychological trauma and cracked porcelain.

"You didn't just lay an egg, you laid a Vermont volleyball!"

by Fhshxbdwvsgbfrbzjs December 12, 2023

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A sexual act where one partner urinates into a bottle of maple syrup, and then proceeds to pour the mixture all over the other partner.

I gave her a Vermont Golden Shower, then we had pancakes afterward.

by LG633 July 22, 2024

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