Vermont

A state where everyone loves Phish.

"Welcome this is a farmhouse" - the people of vermont said in unison.

by MattZeidelman November 16, 2006

vermont lasagna

vermont lasagna
a strange sexual position first discovered by someone from the sub-species country of Orland Norwega.

1. punch a guy in the face so he has a nose bleed.
2. make sure the woman is on "that time of the month".
3. lie the guy down so that he is facing upwards.
4. the woman then sits down on his face and gyrates her pelvic region in a circular fashion. (doing the sumo tap on the inside part of the legs before commencing is optional)

would you like a vermont lasagna for dinner?

by Mr. Lasagna September 7, 2007

Vermont Special

When a Female Shits in a mans mouth, he vomits it on her chest and then fucks it.

Im a Vermont Specialist

by Sharkshit March 31, 2009

Vermont

Vermont is...
Boring
Cold
Useless
Boring
NOTHING TO DO
No cities
BORING

Im from Vermont, Kill me

by HOTTIE April 12, 2005

chicken vermont

meaning off the dialler

ive just got 3 for a 1'er, chicken vermont!

by Bull Ant August 24, 2006

Vermont

Vermont is an ok place. Nothing to exciting. Theres good skiing and snowboarding, but you may get lost on your way up to the mountain. The teenagers here are good looking, (depending on where your looking for them) DO NOT go up North or South looking for a hot girl, cause you won't find any (Red Neck City). They mostly live in the Chittenden County. The guys here are good looking, same w/ the girls don't go up north or south, stay mid-west. Vermont is also awesome for the stoners to come to (4/20 at UVM) and Ben and Jerry's! There is not much to do, so a lot go to Montreal and party there. Can't say much about the style of a typical vermonter. There are some very wealthy people that live here, and then there are some trailor trash people. So you might just want to come and check out vermont for yourself, because you won't expect what you think if you come to the Burlington area (chittend county is the places to stay in). Burlington is also known for its Ghetto neighborhoods.

Go Essex Hornets! Come to VT it isnt that bad of a place, cause i live here

by CorkyGirl41 May 21, 2005

vermont

Never seen such a lazy and ignorant population of people. Most are washed up hippies, welfare babies, or hippy wanna -bees. You can easily view the scenery from the safety of your car, without be bothered by the local with their hand out.

Buy a coffee at the local Dunkin Donuts, wait 15 minutes or so to actually get the coffee, hand the native a five dollar bill and watch the fun begin. First the deer in the head light look, then they look at you for guidance, because the moron realizes even with the register they can not figure out the correct change. They'll refer to the manager, wait until you get a dose of this pantload, and you'll realize that Vermont is state you should just drive thru and don't bother stopping.

by Toxic Shock November 12, 2008