blow some carbon off the valves

When one finally has sex after an extended period of abstinence. Sexual intercourse is compared to starting an engine that has been sitting for a while and has accumulated excessive carbon deposits in its inner workings.

Dude, the last time I got laid was during the Cretaceous Period, I've gotta blow some carbon off the valves .

by Spency McGee September 20, 2017

vaitea

vaitea: aka the most beautiful person ever. she is kind, smart, and genuine. she is a photographer, brown hair, very ambitious. every guy wants her.

vaitea? oh yeah, she’s the gorgeous one right?

by shana.ch May 2, 2018

vlive

A korean livestreaming app often used by Kpop groups/idols

"I missed exo's vlive because I was asleep"
"The online concert is going to be streamed on vlive"

by ohvo July 15, 2020

CLACKET VALVE

Another name given to your arse, especially after a night on the beers or the day after a curry or maxican food.

"Cor, whats that smell? Is that your Clacket Valve?"
"Can you smell that? Think my Clacket Valve has rotted out."
"Smells like an old Clacket Valve in here..."
"My boss talks out his Clacket Valve."

by FUCK THE NAME September 25, 2009

poop valve

A valve or regulatory device controlling the flow of feces or other fecal matter, such as sewage.

Make sure that the poop valve is closed before you leave tonight, Mike.

by Apollos12970 March 21, 2011

BB247 Valve

A word to make you sound like you know what you're talking about when you're stuck in the middle of a conversation that you know nothing about. It also could be used as an excuse to get out of something or to cover up a mistake, i.e not calling your mom or girlfriend when you were supposed to.

Example One:

Guy One: Yeah, the front suspension on my truck is jacked up. I gotta go have the tork adjusted and see if that does anything.
Guy Two: Maybe you just need to look at your BB247 Valve?

Example Two:
Girlfriend: Why didn't you call me last night? I thought we were going out.
Guy: Ohhhh, sorry honey I was working on my BB247 Valve and didn't even hear the phone ringing.

by aseaisalvaged June 4, 2009

Viveck Gupta

Retarted bastard with an IQ of -10

A monkey is smarter than Viveck.

by Viveck Gupta May 24, 2003