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Lucas Lynch Update?

Got back in touch with Lucas Lynch .Three years later I find him and now we've moved in together. Still an amazing man and still very handsome.
by stillshortsky January 26, 2025
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Wild update

The Wild update was a minecraft update released on June 20th, 2022. Gaining mixed reviews.

The wild update can also be called
- The Mid update
- Caves and cliffs (part 3)
What are your options on The wild update?
by Vlle June 27, 2022
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Slatus Update

An intentional status update in the wee small hours of the
night, giving the impression that the poster is sleep facebooking or away with the fairies. It's actual intent is for just a handful of people to understand, to encrypt a message or for humor. Corruption of 'status' and 'it's late, as'
"Hahaaha, did you see Seth's been sleepfacebooking at 2.30 again?" "nah bro, he was sending a Slatus Update to his gfriend"
by Misstrixsy August 1, 2012
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end update

something we will never get in minecraft

.yeah
by endupdateisnevercomingout August 23, 2025
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Updates

Downgrades disguised as security patches and bug fixes to electronics and computer software. Not to be confused with upgrades, which traditionally were supposed to enhance a software product's user experience.
"I lost more control of my computer after the latest automatic updates."

"My smartphone app took features and functions away! And now, they want me to pay for the subscription gimmick or pro versions after the latest updates."
by zorakblinks July 19, 2021
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Tara update

When your mate keeps bringing up his girlfriend non stop, even though nobody cares about what she says or does.
Person 1: “So me and Tara were thinking about-“
Person 2: “beep be beep beep be beep ooo time for another Tara update”
by EH.star.33 October 1, 2023
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Weather update

When you have to announce something has changed
Based on ‘History of the World by Bill Wurtz
“How’s Jack?”
“Weather update: he cheated on me so I killed him”
“Nice”
Ps-i never killed somebody I just put it there for dark comedic reasons
by Planetaceofspades June 16, 2024
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