magic underwear

Underwear of the mormon religion. Also known as Garments or simply G's. These Magic underwear give mormons the power of flight, invisibility, x-ray vision and gardening. Don't ask a mormon about his majic underwear or you will be attacked by an army of scary happy plastic robots

Man, good thing I had on my magic underwear, or I would have been killed when that steam-roller rolled over me.

by Joe Smith January 14, 2005

extreme underwear

extreme underwear: the only underwear that jerks you off while you shred down mount everest on a plank of wood while a bunch of pirates try to catch you and rape your ass

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by -ImpaCt- September 9, 2005

underwear

The most useless thing on the planet.

I don't know why she bothered wearing underwear, they were off in record time.

by pyromaniac77 April 30, 2010

Underwater gummy

1. an act of oral copulation involving the insertion of the penis into the toothless orifice of a female geriatric, whereupon, with her head completely submerged underwater, the act consummates with the geriatric fully satiated with seminal fluid

2. the imbibing of semen, from the male member, entirely underwater, in a jacuzzi or pool, by a feeble, elderly female.

Ex.:"I was about to climax into this bitch's mouth, when her Gma sauntered out, told the cunt to move over, grabbed my prick, and started sucking it to high-heaven, without ever coming up for a fuckin' breath of fresh air; the bitch gave me a fuckin' underwater gummy!"

by Michelleobama42 September 2, 2014

Underwater Jacking

I believe a better term for wanking in the tub would be "Bathturbation"

Last night Dan had a bath and performed Underwater Jacking aka Bathturbation

by lizard_lightning March 21, 2015

underwear theory

The theory that almost all guys do not know what color boxers/ briefs they are wearing at any given time unless they
a. just changed
b. checked while you were not looking
c. just had sex
d. are gay

the underwear theory proves boys, when asked what color boxers they are wearing, will say

"uhhhh....does it madder?"

"Hell I don't know!"

by softballlover061 June 22, 2009

underwear line

The sign that a well-known athlete has become a celebrity, such that they represent their own brand of underwear. Examples include David Beckham, Michael Jordan and Cristiano Ronaldo.

The true celebrity athlete has an underwear line, not just a Pepsi commercial.

by yes juanito yes November 16, 2014