Twilight 

Crap in the shape of a book. Too easy to make fun of. Stupid. It also tricks the minds of little girls everywhere. (although I'm 13 and I hate Twilight)
Basically a rip off of Romeo and Juliet. Things that don't make sense:
What happens when Bella gets her period?
Nobody falls in love that fast. At Bella's age she doesn't even know the meaning of the word.
Meyer was too afraid to kill anyone. There are BATTLES yet everyone stays in complete health.
Edward and Bella's relationship is purely based on looks.
Fangs never come up in a VAMPIRE book.

Twilight infects the minds of teenaged girls. Here are some real quotes from a Twilight fanatic on YouTube:

edwar cullin iz lyke wae betta den this! edward cullin iz lyke reel nd stefanie mayers iz lyke wae betta wryter!

twilight iz lyke way betta doe! harrie potter is lyke only 2 books and twlight is 4 books ,,,,, stefanie mayers is wae betta den jk rowlin!

datz iz lyke wat i wood doe if edwar cullin ded 2 me becuz hes reel nd heel cum 2 me!

Sad, right? She can't even spell...

Twilight by invader Jenna September 3, 2010

twilight 

A book by some "apparaently" really good author that fat and ugly chicks sit reading in a library to try and escape the reality that they aren't loved, except by their friends. The storyline is something about a girl falling in love with a vampire. How The F*** does that work?

Guy 1: "Maybe shes a dyke, her and her friends hug a lot".

Guy 2: "No, look, shes reading twilight".

Guy 1:"Oh".

twilight by wheretheygone September 12, 2008

Twilight 

Bad literature that makes the top 10 list due to tweens and single moms who use it for masturbatory material. This is easy to do seeing as how the main character has about as much personality as a rock. The 2nd and 3rd books consist of bouncing back and forth from a dead guy and beastiality. To make it worse the bitch who wrote it cannot stand using just reading material, she went on to allow movies to be made and the entire planet has to deal with pictures of the two "men" everywhere and trailers on tv... not to mention mobs of ppl at walmart when ever the newest film comes out.... the world can thank Stephanie Meyer, a woman who has 0 talent and would and should be living on the streets, for this shitty story. And for the intense battles Between teams Jacob and Edward.

A man walks into walmart to get food.. little did he know the new twilight book came out... he ends up stuck in line for 4 hours and listening to how awesome Edward and Jacob are. He then goes home and uses his 12 gauge on himself and his family.

Twilight by lastprimach July 20, 2010

Twilight 

The worst movie I have ever had the misfortune of watching. It's about some retarded girl who moves to this made-up town where this creepy family of faggy vampires live. She and one of the douchbag vampires date or something and then there's this cocksucker wolf boy who is NOT hot at all (but every girl seems to love). It's based on a book that I would never ever read. If you like this movie, you are either:

A) on crack or

B) one of those brainwashed 14 year old girls who I hate

Retarded Twilight Fan: OMGZZZZZ! twilight roxxxzzz!!!
Sensible Person: No, actually it's the worst movie I've ever seen in my life
Retarded Twilight Fan: No wayyyyy! Itzzz like da bestest movie eva!!!!!
Sensible Person: And it doesn't help that the producers found the most disgusting freaky looking actors to be in it
Retarded Twilight Fan: U r gayyy
Sensible Person: No, I believe you are. I don't have time to talk to psychos who are obsessed with horrible movies

Twilight by fdsklfjsdklfjdkls April 15, 2010

Twilight 

A series of books about a prepubescent teenager's rock hard abs.



Yep.

"Twilight is for women and homosexuals."

Twilight by Not Good February 12, 2009

twilight 

a very successful book written by Stephenie Meyer. the book is good but there are other books out there that are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better and don't brainwash young girls into living in a fairytale with fictional charcecters!
ie. wuthering heights
pride and predgidous
catcher in the rye
and many others!

fangirl: OME!! DON'T YOU THINK TWILIGHT IS THE BEST BOOK IN THE WORLD???
nonfangirl: well no really i prefer the read BOOKS not rubbish
fangirl: ZOMG!!!! YOU DIDNT JUST SAY THAT YOU SHOULD SHTFU! *having panic attack*
nonfangirl: ahhhhh yeah whatever..... im going to be here

^^^^^^and that is why twilight fans have a bad reputation of being rabid!^^^^

twilight by idjhgfvbshmf April 4, 2009

Twilight 

One of the dumbest movies made. Twilight Sagas are retarted. Team Edward or Jacob? Neither! Vampires dont sparkle in the light they burn FYI. Edward Lady Gaga Called she wants her body glitter back!

Twilight makes me want to vomit repetidly.

Twilight by ZacEfronChick97 August 17, 2010