Turtling

The act of taking someones backpack or bag, taking all the shit out of it, flipping it inside out, then putting the shit back in and zipping it shut.

Sam: Dude let's go on a turtling spree!
John: Alright, get everyones backpacks!
Kim: Omg who turtled my bag!

by TurtlingQueenTaylorRae February 14, 2012

Turtle

Short for Awkward Turtle.
To feel uncomfortable

A: I wonder what is going on through John's head
B: I dunno, I didnt know he was like that..
'John walks up'
John: Hey guys whats up
A & B: Woow, fucking turtle...

by Wuz Like December 18, 2008

turtle

a person who is unusually naive for their age, usually due to overprotective parents.

Dan is a turtle. He's 16 years old, and he doesn't know the bases yet!

by Joe February 11, 2003

turtle

A noun that describes a turd, shit, or any excrement that comes out of one's hole.

I set a herd of turles free into the ocean and my ass is killing me.

by D-Money August 6, 2003

turtle

The condition where a fat person who carries most of their weight on their abdomen becomes stuck on his or her back.

I challenged fatso to a situp contest, and when he started to turtle, I gave him a shit hitler and took a polaroid for the bar.

by jackflackv May 8, 2008

turtle

when your fucking a girl from behind, you throw a blanket over her head, when she peeks out to see whats going on you punch her in the back of the head. she then retreats under the blanket like a turtle into its shell

shut up girl before i pull a turtle on your ass

by got your mom from behind March 2, 2005

turtle

turtle is when one person farts, and both of you go under the blankte and who ever can last the longest wins

C:Yo sarah, you wanna play turtle?

Sarah: Hell no man your gas is stanky.

by Michelle Miltner May 11, 2006