Turtling

The act of taking someones backpack or bag, taking all the shit out of it, flipping it inside out, then putting the shit back in and zipping it shut.

Sam: Dude let's go on a turtling spree!
John: Alright, get everyones backpacks!
Kim: Omg who turtled my bag!

by TurtlingQueenTaylorRae January 24, 2012

Turtle

Short for Awkward Turtle.
To feel uncomfortable

A: I wonder what is going on through John's head
B: I dunno, I didnt know he was like that..
'John walks up'
John: Hey guys whats up
A & B: Woow, fucking turtle...

by Wuz Like December 11, 2008

turtle

a person who is unusually naive for their age, usually due to overprotective parents.

Dan is a turtle. He's 16 years old, and he doesn't know the bases yet!

by Joe February 12, 2003

turtle

A noun that describes a turd, shit, or any excrement that comes out of one's hole.

I set a herd of turles free into the ocean and my ass is killing me.

by D-Money August 06, 2003

turtle

The condition where a fat person who carries most of their weight on their abdomen becomes stuck on his or her back.

I challenged fatso to a situp contest, and when he started to turtle, I gave him a shit hitler and took a polaroid for the bar.

by jackflackv May 09, 2008

turtle

when your fucking a girl from behind, you throw a blanket over her head, when she peeks out to see whats going on you punch her in the back of the head. she then retreats under the blanket like a turtle into its shell

shut up girl before i pull a turtle on your ass

by got your mom from behind March 02, 2005

turtle

When your doing a chick from behind underneath a coffee table and whenever shes pokes her head or arm out from underneath you get a rolled up newpaper and hit it saying "get back in your shell"

I gave her a turtle last night, she loved it

by Dom dt June 13, 2007