The name Tristan comes from Irish decent. As is easily noticeable by his red hair, ginger fuck. But anyway he tends to be overly aggressive when someone doesn't know about vehicles, he eats, sleeps and shits in his 2016 Kia Forte. This man could literally be the richest plumber in the world with as much as his crack hangs out.
by CalebSpencer November 1, 2018
Get the Tristanmug. 
A british school boy looking for a horny blonde. The name tristan was a popular name in europe and still is today. The species of tristans get horny wen hearing monkeys grunt at their moms
tristan goes to zoo and sees monkeys having sex and asks his mom, " what are they doing mommy." then she says' "baking a cake." next they go c alligators and the kid says, " they're baking a cake too." the next day the kid says to the mom, "i heard u and daddy baking a cake last night." then she says, " howd u know." then he says, " bcz i licked the frosting of the couch. ;)
by PBJ4Life July 6, 2011
Get the Tristanmug. Tristan, a person I’ll never regret meeting. I’ve felt numb my whole life but then ever since I moved to an un specified place and then met him I actually felt happy for once.
by Jaammmmilaa October 9, 2018
Get the Tristanmug. Tristan is the best man alive on earth. He is always there for anyone even if you do him dirty. He is also a really good boyfriend, aggressive yet gentle he tends to care for his girlfriend. He loves her unconditionally and is always there for her even through rough times. If you even find a Tristan, never let him go, I promise you’ll regret it.
by 1233sarah May 16, 2018
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