Trailer Treasure

Something that’s just so trailer park kitsch that you just can’t help but love it.

When Maryann saw the black velvet painting of Elvis, Princess Diana, and Dale Earnhardt drinking beers while floating on clouds in heaven, she just couldn’t pass it up. It was just TOO great a Trailer Treasure to not buy.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

treasure map

The ultra-manly mass of hair which beginning just below a man's chin spreads over the breadth of his chest, running then down the middle of the abdomen and leading to the pubic region.

He knew he became a man when his treasure trail finally turned into a full, sexy treasure map.

by Matthiass December 12, 2008

Treasure Hunting

Fisting a Jewish girl in order to get to her Jew gold.

Hey Bobby can treat us all to drinks, because he went treasure hunting with Anne.

by Davidsteinberg September 28, 2013

treasures

sexual parts of a human for commerce or pleasure

her/his treasures were to die for

by michael foolsley November 26, 2009

treasure troll

a solid gold artifact reminiscent of a pink-haired gnome. the most prized lawn centerpiece according to nordic legend.

James: some jackfuck stole the pink flamingo in my lawn yesterday
Wilbert: fuckshit man. at least they didn't find my mothafuckin treasure troll.

by sven olefson July 6, 2005

TreasureTrooper

a gpt that screws their members.

man that site is as bad as TreasureTrooper

by TTSucks May 15, 2007

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by blthrskt April 28, 2009