ferret out

to uncover something by investigation

I was asked to ferret out the cause of the leak in the pipes.

by The Return of Light Joker August 6, 2011

scruff the ferret

The act of masterbation, male or female

"I'm gonna go home and scruff the ferret".

by Westley E November 6, 2007

ferret hair

a mohawk that is not spiked up and looks like you picked up a dead ferret of the ground and put it on your head.

Dude! CJ has such ferret hair!

by eva13094 March 19, 2008

gommel ferret

One of the most harsh vulgar slang words that most people don't even know. It basically combines cunt, dick, retarded, asshole, queer, and dumbass all into one word

"What did you just do you gommel ferret!"

"He didn't ask her to the dance, he's a gommel ferret"

"Why are you being so mean to me, ya gommel ferret!"

by Insultguy October 22, 2013

Arse Ferret

Its a game where a little bit of ferret food up your ass and the ferret searchs it out.. (David swain was the guy who co-founded this game and sadly was the first and last person too see the ferret. )

* A party gone WILD*

random guy :" Hey dave whats that your holding?"

Dave :" A sexy ferret.. i have an idea....." ( * Grins*)

Dave: " Pass me that cheesey puff"

Random guy:"Why?"

Dave"just watch! I call it arse ferret"

Random:"Dude thats wrong!"

Dave: " it won't come out!?"

by Kirpy_mitzie April 21, 2008

Ferret

A strange and dangerous male who may pose a threat to small children, particularly due to his diminuative stature. So named after the original "Ferret", 3 times paedophile "Mr.S.Meechan", codename Stuart.

stay clear of the ferret! ferret ferret ferret

by raphael de ridder January 5, 2008

Fentanyl Ferret

A person who goes in search of Fentanyl and other similar opioids.

Fentanyl Ferrets are not limited to previously mentioned elicit drugs and may be found searching for: meth, crack, coke, herion, etc.

Fentanyl Ferrets may also be waiting on the doorstep of recently released hospital patients in wait to request any prescribed medication of their liking.

Fentanyl Ferret:
I can’t believe that Fentanyl Ferret is begging for my pain medication.

by Drugsarebad July 4, 2023