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Kris Carroll

A shitty boyfriend who never works, who doesn’t help his girlfriend pay bills, sits around the house all day pretending he can play guitar and sing. Catch him outside walking because he doesn’t have a car. He never takes responsibility for his actions that land him in situations he’s in. It’s always someone else’s fault. Loser to say the least. Sulks in misery brings everyone down that’s why no one wants him.
He didn’t pay bills, he takes advantage of me he is totally Kris Carroll
by Jimmmmi June 12, 2019
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kris hit

The very last hit that is used by checking to make sure that there is nothing left in the bowl .
Be careful there is a Kris hit left.
by Kgw August 7, 2017
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Kris Kringled

Verb past tense. To take it up the bottom by a large man with a festive white beard and jolly disposition.
Take a look at that poor shmuck! He must have gotten Kris Kringled last night!

One must always be ready to get Kris Kringled during the holiday season.
by jollychristmaslover December 22, 2020
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phat kris

possibly the coolest and most popular person to hit the streets of leeds
(can always be found at leeds shows)
phat kris is a lad in leeds with stylish tase in clothes that loves hardcore gigs and is best friends with the best guys around
by chris pound February 6, 2008
mugGet the phat krismug.

Kris-Annie

she is beautiful ,kind sweet and smart. She is good in bed and if u date her and don't treat right you will make a sad mistake.
Kris-Annie is an angel made in haven
by jhhfhdw July 7, 2022
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Kris Kross

Some dumb kids who like to jump around and wear their clothes backwards.
by Anonymous May 14, 2003
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Kris Sims

Kris Sims was known as one of the most famous gay porn stars in the late 1980's. He did such films as Sausage Pizza 36: Extra Sausage With That. And Butt hole Surfers 6
Hey Jim, you're gay aint you?? well why don;t you check out Kris Sims then??
by cpisano2747 March 15, 2009
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