Weiner Salad

A name given for anybody that has ever had their athletic cup shattered by a ball put through a pitching machine

"Hey Chaz, did you see Weiner Salad? He asked me for this bag of ice for his nuts"

by John Marano August 30, 2006

weiner slap

the equivalent of a bitch slap, but with a fried pickle or fresh penis

Bee weiner slapped Timmy in the kitchen.

by Man-dog April 11, 2007

Weiner Eater

When a girl grinds her teeth on your weiner while giving you head.

a cheesegrater

by Chris Toast June 10, 2004

Weiner Hole

(noun); the slit found in traditional "tighty whitey" men's underwear, utilized to allow the penis to be released for urination. SYN: Weiner Slot

"I wear bikini briefs -- the kind that don't have a weiner hole."

"Weiner holes in men's underwear have gone the way of zoot suits."

"I pull down my briefs when I pee; I never use the weiner hole."

by Andru J. November 16, 2009

weiner lips

Lips well known for the insertion of a penis.

Tim has a well used set of weiner lips.
Pearson loves when he can show off his weiner lips.

by Switchblade May 1, 2016

weiner window

The zipper and flap, on men's jeans. Used to exemplify context, when "zipper" isn't dramatic enough.

Earlier, I learned how NOT to ride a dirt bike. I scientifically gave myself a 35mph "tapper" and now, I have tire tracks on my weiner window.

by teamknapsack June 20, 2017

Weiner Bikiner

See Banana Hammock

A tight, form-fitting swim suit for the male population. This is not your average swim trunk, we're talking all packed in. Leaves no room for the imagination.

T's weiner bikiner was staring me in the face! *SHOOK*

by Tequillur March 23, 2018