Timmy Tank

A british slang term for masturbation.

John has just gone for a timmy tank.

by AdSt March 15, 2010

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Timmy's Run

A festive and joyous occasion bolstered by a general office malaise and often instigated by a henchman who provides a pacifying distraction remedied by the nuturing promise of Tim Horton's coffee and donuts.

i'm really tired and bored, i havnt done dick in an hour.... can we go for a Timmy's Run!!??

by Erik Schrobilgen January 4, 2009

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Timmy Lore

Myth and stupidity regarding firearms that Tactical Timmies eat up and spread because they have either an optimistic view of the ATF, or claimed "knowledge" on tactical scenarios. May or may not include phony (or sometimes legitimate) military/LE experience as a source for this lore. Commonly refer to "ATF" as "BATFE" in an attempt to sound smart when ATF calls themselves ATF in every official document.

This is the antonym of "Fudd Lore".

Tactical Timmy: "Don't worry about deregistering that SBR from the NFA, just take the stock off and i'll buy it as a pistol from you."

Normal person: "That is some Timmy Lore shit dude."

Tactical Timmy: "What, ATF said we could do that for traveling so that means we definitely can do that for selling."
Normal Person: "That wouldnt be the first time ATF has a double standard for one thing but not another. I'd rather stay out of pound me in the ass prison, thanks."

by Brando_C September 8, 2018

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