by jabsgirl117 September 17, 2016

by WorkNonceFinder November 20, 2019

The act of having one's life destroyed.
It also refers to one's hate for another person or thing.
It is used when your anger levels are at their highest.
It also refers to one's hate for another person or thing.
It is used when your anger levels are at their highest.
1. Those kids have been keeping me up every day this week. It's killing my life.
2. I hate Justin Bieber. His music kills my life.
3. That waiter is taking forever to bring us our dinner. He's killing our life.
2. I hate Justin Bieber. His music kills my life.
3. That waiter is taking forever to bring us our dinner. He's killing our life.
by JImothySprocket August 20, 2010

attempting to eat as much good food as possible.
a good day consists of a delightful breakfast, snack, and dinner.
a good day consists of a delightful breakfast, snack, and dinner.
1) a good breakfast, incorporating any or all of the following: cereal, oatmeal, pancakes, ham and cheese omelettes, yogurt, eggs over easy, orange juice (tropicana), hashbrowns, fruit
2) good snacks, again, incorporating any or all of the following: easy mac, cheetos, cereal (counted as breakfast OR a snack), carne asada quesedilla, carne asada fries, breadsticks, in n out, ice cream, popcorn, jones soda, oreo shake, oreo anything, fries, cookies, harvest pie
3) a great full meal, usually only incorporating one or less of the following: PIZZA, chicken and dumplings, fried chicken, chicken parmegian, lemon chicken, any other form of chicken, fettucini alfredo, shrimp, steak, pork chops, mashed potatoes, chinese food, ribs, chili in a breadbowl
2) good snacks, again, incorporating any or all of the following: easy mac, cheetos, cereal (counted as breakfast OR a snack), carne asada quesedilla, carne asada fries, breadsticks, in n out, ice cream, popcorn, jones soda, oreo shake, oreo anything, fries, cookies, harvest pie
3) a great full meal, usually only incorporating one or less of the following: PIZZA, chicken and dumplings, fried chicken, chicken parmegian, lemon chicken, any other form of chicken, fettucini alfredo, shrimp, steak, pork chops, mashed potatoes, chinese food, ribs, chili in a breadbowl
by Kristin April 15, 2005

Phrase uttered after the sudden realization sets in that your stuck in GITMO. Often associated with symptoms of depression, alcholism, insomnia, suicidal tendencies.
by Jesus, H Christ October 5, 2008

you say this when something you thought is going to happen doesnt or it fucks ur plans up.
or when your hearing info u say it
or when your hearing info u say it
Tyler:hey brad you want to stay the night tomorrow?
brad: sorry already have plans
tyler: fuck my life!!!!
brad:lol
tyler: lol ikr?
theres an exaple or
i go to the doctor and they say if i run or do physical activity my lungs will bleed cuz of blood vesels i popped. so they say u cant to it or theyll bleed and im like well fuck my life... there you go now go spread that like aids :
brad: sorry already have plans
tyler: fuck my life!!!!
brad:lol
tyler: lol ikr?
theres an exaple or
i go to the doctor and they say if i run or do physical activity my lungs will bleed cuz of blood vesels i popped. so they say u cant to it or theyll bleed and im like well fuck my life... there you go now go spread that like aids :
by GOD OF FUCK MY LIFEEEEE October 29, 2009

A phrase use when one is royally pissed of when something goes wrong.
Used in the movie "superbad" by the guy working at the liquor store when he has to clean up spilt beer.
a form of raging
Used in the movie "superbad" by the guy working at the liquor store when he has to clean up spilt beer.
a form of raging
*your crush walks by with another girl, your pop just exploded and you failed your exam so you say...
fuck my life!
fuck my life!
by ..Ali G.. March 2, 2008
