by Bignosepothead January 02, 2009
by TOomp March 12, 2021
noun: A term to describe a man's genitals when something turns him off. They shrivel up. A term heard in the live-action remake of 101 Dalmatians. This also tends to happen in cold weather.
by osamalicksmyleftnut January 07, 2022
by Mikah_Down_Unda February 20, 2018
a super small penis, what i have, makes an acorn penis look absolutely hung, my girlfriend makes me wear panties because of it and i'm totally whipped
your Tinky Winkie is soooooo small, acorn penises look like a horse, I think we should go panties shopping and get a mancure
by mattina September 05, 2008
a term used to show that an individual is either
a) winky in nature
OR
b) wears pants that are winky in nature
OR
c) eats salmon on pork chop bonified quarterly assessment chicken legs
see 'willord winky-pants' for a related definition
a) winky in nature
OR
b) wears pants that are winky in nature
OR
c) eats salmon on pork chop bonified quarterly assessment chicken legs
see 'willord winky-pants' for a related definition
hes a real winky-pants guy, just look at those pants, theyre so freakin' winky its unbelievable, it just really makes me 'hot in the pants'
by Professor Umbrage September 08, 2006
Owens winkie is a very large chose that weighs 2 billion pounds. It has a scab the open up and bleeds every night for 2 hours. He also has a scar from when he spread peanut butter on his balls for his dogs to lick but they took a chomp instead. He also has a very large stray pube that tickles his buthole to get the butflakes out of his asshole every night then he picks them out and eats them for desert. He also has one stray Pube coming off his extremely large stray pube. Finally Owen has black mole with a hat coming off of it, it also has mold growing along the edges of his mole.
by Sledgang... January 12, 2018