Vapor vaulting

Vapor vaulting is the act of pressing one's anus to another's, particularly after coitus, when the undercarriages are at their moistest. A gaseous deposit is then made into the receiving butthole.

Yeah, man, we were wiped out, but we were sweaty, so I thought to myself, "Why not? I'm gonna try vapor vaulting you."

by De la frookster September 7, 2014

Lady Vault

The Lady Vault is a ladies term for Masturbatory Aids. Similar to a "spank bank" but for ladies.

Alexander Skarsgard is #1 in my lady vault

by Botina January 11, 2012

Pole vault

When a questionable transgenser woman suddenly pokes you and sees how far across the room you jump

I went home with this baddy last night just to get pole vaulted me across the room.

by Igotlaunched May 21, 2023

Vault Nutters

some latino boy who loves a cloud and very wholesome

hey thats pretty epic vault nutters

by nuttershead June 17, 2019

Vault Tec

(Definition) A company that is not actually trying to save humans from nuclear extinction but mor like making humans extinct. (Meaning) a word used to describe a bad idea

That is the worst idea since Vault Tec

by Vault dweller from vault 112 June 20, 2024

vault lay

Typically used when talking about sports betting. Vault means you keep it to yourself. “Lay,” being short for Parlay.

*sends screenshot to your friend*
You: yessir my vault lay just hit and I won $500 from a $25 bonus bet!
Friend: dude why didn’t you tell me about that?! I totally would’ve tailed you!

by cherry cola north February 19, 2024

Vault It

To vault is to not say something that doesn't need to be said or unnecessary to add to a concersation.

Your adopted exclaimed Father. All i asked was for a cookie dad. Said the boy.

See how in this case father could have "vault it."

by Jinikatsu December 8, 2023