wardrobe surfer

Somone who wear surf clothes but has never surfed in their life!
by Anonymous May 05, 2003
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butthole surfer

one who likes to give anal sex. a male who likes to stick it in the back door more than the front. (he likes the surf the butthole if u will)
by travis c October 08, 2004
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feral surfers

the ones who live to surf. they just drop out of life and hit the blue.
also called board lords, (sometimes...) .
by hytham_hammer July 08, 2005
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river surfer

1. one who gives up california surfing for blue balls surfing rivers in Canada in the winter
2. one who would know about kayaking girls with herpes
"Calgary Blue" AKA "blue balls" is a river surfer extraordinaire, because he surfs river waves in the Canadian Rockies all winter.
by Paul Calgary Blue December 07, 2006
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chit surfer

a person who is never really hurt but decides to pretend the whole damn time and piss everyone off by not ever doing anything. ever.
wow did you see delong, on chit again. what a chit surfer.
by joe q public April 25, 2008
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Pillow surfer

a person who frequents department stores, excessively touching and squeezing pillows looking for the perfect one. (usually a woman).
..these (pillows) are all dirty and misshapen...clearly a pillow surfer has been through here!
by Butts-walla November 11, 2010
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dirt surfer

A dirty, often dredlocked person, who resembles a hippie, skater punk or homeless youth by his or her unkept appearance and tattered, dirty clothes. Usually found in urban environments asking for change or milling about for no apparent purpose. Often speaks in a derivative of California "surfer" lingo. May be a trustafarian. Similar to a gutter punk but inclusive of trustafarian.
Dude, look at that dirt surfer walking down Division Street. The guy with the dreds, torn BDU bottoms, and no shirt.
by cranialsodomy September 07, 2010
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