Slippery Stairs

The only sport where everyone has a big grin the whole time.

"Have you seen the new Slippery Stairs world championchip?"

by ChivMender June 1, 2024

Stair Collapse Syndrome

(Also known as SCS) A syndrome in which you're about to fall asleep, but you have a dream where you fall from a significant height, causing you to awaken panicked.

Person 1: I keep having dreams where I think I'm falling from the stairs.
Person 2: You mean falling down the stairs?
Person 1: No, falling from the stairs. They collapse, and then I'm sent falling, which causes me to jerk awake.
Person 2: You might have Stair Collapse Syndrome.
Person 1: I already have sleep paralysis, I'm good.

by eliza_something September 14, 2023

Golden Stairs

An act where a man stands at the top of stairs while a girl is laying at the bottom with her mouth open, the man then urinates on the stairs as the urine trickles down into her mouth.

Yea bro, i gave her the Golden Stairs.

by Blumpmefineshyt November 21, 2024

Stair dumper

A most vile habit where a person removes their pants and leaves a dump on the top of their friends stair case and then leaves it overnight for the friend to clean up.

"Jono Whitby had a dump on his mate stairs"
"Ew, What the fuck. He is a right stair dumper"

by ws1992 December 19, 2011

stair cat

A geriatric stair cat in which, a sketchy cat hides under the stairs and pops it’s head out looking at your soul!

Holy Moly! It’s a “Geriatric Stair Cat,” don’t look it in the eyes!

by Spartan Stair Cats November 16, 2022

Stairs

If you have a younger brother who plays the violin and you play the piano, AVOID STAIRS AT ALL COSTS for the sake of your life. Trust me on this, bro. Stairs are dangerous. If you are an OMORI fan, this will make complete sense without explanation.

Mari: WHY DID YOU THROW YOUR VIOLIN DOWN THE STAIRS!?!?
Sunny: I don't wanna do the recital!
Mari: Too bad, bitch!
Sunny: Move outta my way
Mari: No!
Sunny: *sigh* You leave me no choice *epically pushes her down the stairs*
Mari: *does an epic backflip before dying*
Basil: Oh, hey Sunny- OH MY GOD-

by Fernwing143 February 14, 2024

Bitching Down the Stairs

Verbal phrase. The action of running up/down a set of stairs for the purpose of bitching out another individual (usually in response to new information demanding immediate response)

As soon as she saw his texts, Lafonda went bitching down the stairs looking for her philandering boyfriend.

by Jswizzle007 January 16, 2011