backdoor slurpee

The act of a dude sucking off another dude, and spitting the load into the ass crack and lavishly eating it back out.

I'll take that backdoor slurpee Blake ;)

by Cokecan68 May 7, 2022

Slurpee Tej

When you guzzle down a smooth glass of Tej but his tennis racket gets caught in your throat.

Last night Charles got dared to do a Slurpee Tej, you should've heard him on the toilet shrieking away.

by acutefurry_17 March 20, 2021

Slurpee Tej

When you are downing a glass of Tej but the racket doesn't slide down too easy.

At the party Charles was dared to have a glass of Slurpee Tej, you should've heard the noises from the bathroom after.

by acutefurry_17 March 20, 2021

Herpie slurpee

The action of having oral sex with someone contagious with a sexually transmitted disease, most commonly herpes

Yooooo brooooo!!!! I just gave her a herpie slurpee!!!!

by Johnnyremmell December 11, 2018

siberian slurpee

A sex term where you snort cocaine out of one's asshole until they shit themselves.

"Hey Louis, I heard Zoe gave a siberian slurpee to two dudes last night. Nasty!"

by bob-ama-hrod17 January 11, 2017

slurpee szn

that time of the year where you'd rather drink slurpees all day rather than water

Yoo brad, you wanna come to to 7-eleven with me, its slurpee szn

by Ash-wine April 6, 2020

slurpee nigga

Indian convenience store owner.

That slurpee nigga had no cherry flavor in his icee machine.

by Sweaty Box October 21, 2015