olympic gymnast

a sex postion between wlw, where you lie on your back with your legs in the air. your partner face you and lean into your legs, pushing them behind your ears, while you rub your pelvic bones together.

unknown; my girlfriend and i tried the olympic gymnast last night, she was pretty flexible.

by uhnopesir May 23, 2020

Olympic Twist

When you put your dick inside a Handroll and do the classic double hand twist motion.

I noticed you left with that Japanese girl, did she give you the good old Olympic twist?

by GermanShepherdOVO July 3, 2018

Shit Olympics

Used to call out complainers on their bullshit when they compare the difficulties in their life to the difficulties in someone else's life to indicate they have it worse and therefore deserve all the sympathy.

"Those starving kids in Africa, they don't have it bad. I can't afford groceries AND can't get a job because of my debilitating anxiety!", said Bob. "Nobody wins the Shit Olympics, Bob.", replied Sally.

by LoxianBausch December 4, 2019

Olympic Commercials

A repetition of the same few annoying commercials over and over again.

Jim: Didn't I just see that Libeety Mutual commercial during the last commercial break?
Mike: Yeah, it's just one of those Olympic Commercials.

by haksaw August 4, 2012

Cosmic Olympism

A new age Hellenic polytheistic religion / philosophy where the Greek / Roman gods come from The Cosmos-not Earth, where logic / open-mindedness is an utmost important virtue and where a main point in life is to inspire humanity to clock The Kardashev Scale (to become closer to the gods).

In Cosmic Olympism, the gods created The Universe and Gaia gave birth to The Earth, (thereupon a part of her became it).

by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis March 29, 2023

Olympics and Chill

When youre in your room and your parents take Netflix and Chill to the next level.

Parents: *moaning* while turning Netflix and chill into olympics and chill

Child: Kill me now please

by JRhinae August 16, 2016

Olympic-wagoner

One who never watches sports and once the Olympics come around sports mean the world to them.

Olympic-Wagoner : Hey, are you guys gonna watch the big hockey game tonight?

Guys: Umm yes, why do you care you've never liked sports.

Olympic-Wagoner : What are you talking about I've always loved Hockey.

Guys: Wow, your a god damn Olympic-wagoner.

by Jobin87 February 28, 2010