Internet

What was, is and shall ever be. And probably something else too.

I saw it on the internet

by 4657745567 December 10, 2006

Internet

a place where 2930 pound 13 year old girls can pretend to be a slim 100 pound 18 year old with doudble D breast.

by 60kaerfsmis August 27, 2003

internet

porn funnel

by Anonymous June 8, 2003

the internet

The ultimate downfall of humanity.It has sneakishly worked its way into our lives , consuming the time of many people. From there , it will manifest itself into a person who will assume total control of everyone who used the internet and overthrow the government and start a new world order.That said , have fun kiddies .. because when the internet takes over , you're going to wish you were never born.

Although it can be used for good , it does more bad than good.

Person : Dude , come on , lets go catch a movie or something , the internet will always be here , get out and live life.

Internet addict : You dirty slut. How dear you speak of the internet like that. You will the be the first to go.

by Suede Cleaner August 31, 2008

internet

Hmmmm.... the fact is that you cannot be reading this without knowing what the internet is so why the fuck are you looking it up?

Some idiot researched the internet using the internet.

by superninjapenguin December 13, 2008

Internetically

I'm not sure, but I use it as a cop-out to avoid going to my son's baseball games.

Billy: Are you coming to my game Dad?
Billy's Father: I can't come to your game physically, but I'll be there internetically.

by Billy's Father August 14, 2005

internet

A large group of people saying random bullshit to a bunch of random asshats who don't give a flying fuck.

"Oh shit dude, just did my laundry."

"Had to goto the grocery store: I need food!"

"I'm a fucking idiot! Look at me i'm using the internet!"

by BallsAss July 2, 2009